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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 2

    'What About You, Are You On My Team?' Trump Asks George Washington Portrait https://trib.al/xzLGiCg pic.twitter.com/C0rfQmrdeI

    7:05 AM - 2 Feb 2018
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    76 replies 1,257 retweets 5,316 likes
      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I’m waiting, George... I know some very, very tremendous portraits from the Pushkin museum I can replace you with, that I can tell you.”

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      1. Ana Banana‏ @ana_luvs_TWD Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @irinapromo

        Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the worst president of them all...pic.twitter.com/fWXwTvx627

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      1. Russ Palmer‏ @RussPalmer Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My thoughts exactly...pic.twitter.com/4gDc5gd57z

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      1. spudpacker‏ @spudpacker1 Feb 2
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        pic.twitter.com/NfwJ2ZHmMT

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      2. Mary Sadler‏ @Maryc1850Sadler Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He probably thinks George Washington is still alive.

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      1. Melinda~#BlueWave  🌊 🎃 👻 💖 📷‏ @ImsoJinxy Feb 2
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      1. Richard H. Lessing‏ @RichardLessing Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If Washington had Trump on his team he would have been bailing the boat on the Delaware. George would have been fired already.

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      1.  🌱Janet 🌿‏ @OldGibsonND Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Notice George is looking away.

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      1. Tio Illuminati‏ @sMaKDiddYbang Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion FAKE @POTUS @realDonaldTrump's daily routine.pic.twitter.com/AMb30K6Ivd

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      1. Dr. American Jesus Ph.D, DDS, Pharm.D, FACS, Esq.‏ @DrAmericanJesus Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He passed right by Millard Fillmore. No one likes Millard Fillmore. No. One.

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      1. glitterandbokeh  🇺🇸‏ @glitterandbokeh Feb 2
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        trudat

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      1. Jim Nolan‏ @jpn6163 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension ... is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism." George Washington, 1796

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      1. Darin Dupree‏ @darin_dupree Feb 2
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        He’d chop down your tree of lies 😎

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      2. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Feb 2
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      1. tristen‏ @TheTristenBrown Feb 2
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        Witnesses says the portrait of Thomas Jefferson down the hall became upset and left the whitehouse after the 3rd consecutive president chose to not put him on their team.

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