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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 1

    Justin Timberlake Pulling Panicked All-Nighter After Realizing New Album Due Tomorrow https://trib.al/6WZfslw pic.twitter.com/JapdKxxqPm

    2:40 PM - 1 Feb 2018
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    20 replies 476 retweets 3,136 likes
      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he’ll still pull 5 Grammys for his effort.

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      1. funny spooky name‏ @multideathcorps Feb 1
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        @theneedledrop

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      1. Chris Maslin‏ @ffs_football Feb 1
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        Not as good as the Steve Jobs pulling an all nighter to get the iPad ready!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm aghast and taken aback. You triggered a past memory. Where are my yearbooks and why, did I not see this coming. Injections need to be considered...thank you for cosigning my madness...burgers would be nice right now

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      1. _iprodigal 🇬🇭‏ @iprodigal6 Feb 1
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        ☢️

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      1. olli‏ @undigitaI Feb 2
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        Don't be ridiculous, would never happen on our watch

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      1. MaryM Robin  🖊  ✒ 📝  ☕‏ @MaryMRobin Feb 3
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        #JustinTimberlake looks old😣

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      1. ☆Siobhan for 2036☆‏ @siobhautism Feb 2
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        @CreatorKriz ^^

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      1. Matilda S. Hargrove‏ @matihargrove Feb 1
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        Ironically, Justin will rake in millions playing during the Superbowl halftime show, yet he announced that he will never let his child play football . . . If I were the NFL - don't think that would float well . . . Just sayin! 😊😁😄

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      1. Chad Chaplin‏ @oaxacachap Feb 1
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        Good for him that pop music only takes about 35 minutes to write, perform, record, and produce an entire album.

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      1. David E. Eisner‏ @Spadoukie Feb 1
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        And the new album is titled “Justin Thyme”

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      1. Bob Smith‏ @BobSmith90503 Feb 1
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Steven Michaels‏ @StevenMicheals7 Feb 1
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        I’m still wondering where one finds a receipt for bringing sexy back...🤔

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      1. Roy Munson‏ @34jeremyC Feb 1
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        @si6ks lol

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