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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 1

    This Monday, February 5, The Onion and Onion Public Radio will release all episodes of “A Very Fatal Murder,” the most resonant true-crime podcast that is also about middle America. Subscribe now: https://apple.co/2s18Rsy pic.twitter.com/r4Uxy5p1b2

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      2. Edens' Sylph‏ @SafeSylph Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No

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      3. Michael Selvidge‏ @selviano Feb 1
        Replying to @SafeSylph @TheOnion

        counterpoint: yes

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      4. Edens' Sylph‏ @SafeSylph Feb 1
        Replying to @selviano @TheOnion

        It's okay to be wrong

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      5. Michael Selvidge‏ @selviano Feb 1
        Replying to @SafeSylph @TheOnion

        exactly, glad you understand

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      1. AJ‏ @AJpasquariello Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m told the murder was fatal and someone even died

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      1. Mark O'Wokeness‏ @Solvang84 Feb 1
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        “I was going to prom-pose!” LOL I can’t wait for this. #RIPHayleyPrice #JusticeForHayley

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania Feb 1
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        The honky did it.

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      1. Anacalypse‏ @Anacalypse Feb 1
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        Nobody uses iTunes anymore

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      1. mark yugen‏ @markyugen Feb 1
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        Fly-over states? I call them the die-over states.

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      1.  🧟‍♂️ 🎃 💀Dr. Furious' Monster ☠️ 👻 🧛‍♂️‏ @Andrew__3000 Feb 7
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        Wow that twist 😱 I’m so deep in thought about middle America and factory farming

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      1. Evan Schultheis‏ @EvanSchultheis Feb 1
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        Fun fact: Wind Turbines kill about 0.1 people per terawatt hour or about 163 people per year (based on 2017 world installed capacity of 540,000 GW for a total output of 1631 TW*hr at an average capacity factor of 34.5%).

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      1. Brad‏ @BGM_22 Feb 1
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        @Jhovde2121

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      1. jo scare-ez‏ @filistene Feb 1
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        please tell me this is real

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      1. Nearly Gnarly‏ @NearlyGnarly Feb 1
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        If this is factual, I feel like it should be released on April 1st, just to further confuse people.

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      1. Acrum92‏ @Acrum92 Feb 1
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        Meanwhile, in the middle of nowherepic.twitter.com/xJhpaAQNFm

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