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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 1

    Library To Display Same Tattered Richard Wright Poster In Honor Of Black History Month https://trib.al/AnvVZyt pic.twitter.com/3qGFcgHfRE

    8:00 AM - 1 Feb 2018
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      1. Ag Science Writer‏ @agsciencewriter Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know I don't think this is very funny. A lot of libraries struggle to make do with the funding they have.

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      1. Steve Chapman‏ @SteveCh76349609 Feb 1
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        Blacks aren't history I just saw one.

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      1. #Troublemaker Amanda Schwarzkopf‏ @akschwarzkopf Feb 1
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        I swear that is a pic from my library.

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      1.  🎃 🤡blu in the box 🤡 🎃‏ @blu_yoshi_23 Feb 1
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        Native son was a good book

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      2. Flaming Cattle‏ @OnesOwnDemon Feb 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This brings up an excellent question of why theres a black history month, but not a history month for the other minorities.

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      3. gay‏ @MangoFem Feb 1
        Replying to @OnesOwnDemon @TheOnion

        There is. There is Hispanic heritage month, which celebrates the history of Hispanics. Asian Pacific History Month. Jewish American Heritage month. Native American. Italian American. Irish American.

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      4. Flaming Cattle‏ @OnesOwnDemon Feb 1
        Replying to @MangoFem @TheOnion

        >jewish american Just say white, there not fooling anyone

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      1. Spooky Mulder‏ @YungCocoaButter Feb 1
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        Lmfaoooooooo

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids Feb 1
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        What was it that Morgan Freeman said about not needing a month?

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 Feb 1
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        wonk, wonk lol

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 1
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        I guess they can't afford a new one

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