I can always count on The Onion
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"Stop being poor." Could you offer some of your helpful tips for that, please? PLEASE?? (P.S. are you gonna eat that onion?)
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Stop being poor is actually good advice! I love the little nuggets of truth in humor
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sometimes, I get the strange feeling that The Onion isn't trying to 'help' me. but, it passes. and, sometimes, I get the feeling that's to my detriment. and, that passes too.
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Lol! Classic!
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Try before you buy diet. Fill cart with potential items. Open all and have meal. Reseal and pay for cart storage until next meal.
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Tide pods are nutritious and cheap
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Stop being poor!!

will do, brbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@hannahphillipou tips 4 uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm pissed beyond belief. Mission accomplished!
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Is this an ad for Whole Foods?
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I wish I could stop being poor

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right on!
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