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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 31

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/mzfozlDj5S

    5:20 PM - 31 Jan 2018
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      1. The Crusty Clam Wrangler‏ @clamwrangler Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone must have hacked their account. I know this one is true.

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      1. Tu’er Shen‏ @Dakk01 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But what if we get stuffed crust?

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      2. George Kaplan‏ @GKNByNW Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good thing that's a Blazer in the pic, and that S-10s are no longer produced.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. STACKANE 🇺🇸 🐻‏ @STACKANE Jan 31
        Replying to @GKNByNW @TheOnion

        ikr. if they were we would be in soo much trouble.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ben Chartrand‏ @ChartrandBen Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tuckCW2 good thing you have a Sonoma

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tucker Watson‏ @tuckCW2 Jan 31
        Replying to @ChartrandBen @TheOnion

        Dodged a bullet there

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      1. McDonalds and disassociation‏ @MixedVegetabls Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should I sell mine? Would that work? I sure don't want that there crust to bust right open y'all know

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      1. EchoMike57‏ @LongWalker2014 Jan 31
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        I can live with that if it means the trucks go first.

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      1. The Unstable Race Fan‏ @unstableracefan Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every last one with a vortec engine with the carbon build up issue.. if this was true every junk yard in America would be a portal to the Earth's core

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      1. KitKatEevee‏ @KitKatEevee_ Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not the Chevy S-10 trucks! We gotta save the world Pac-Man

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      2. Chris Owens‏ @LordScavamungus Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is NOT established science. There are literally hundreds of scientists that believe the Earth can withstand over 100,000 additional S-10 trucks.

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      1. Ms. Super Party Wonder Fun Day‏ @StokeTheDarling Feb 4
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        Better get yours before they stop making them!!

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      1. Jeff Ditto‏ @Jeff_Ditto Feb 1
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        Thank God they don't make them anymore...

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 1
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        That's horrible, we need to stop making cars we have enough cars wake up sheeple

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      1. ObiWanPEZ‏ @ObiWanPez Jan 31
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        Can it swallow and reclaim them? Please?

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      1. Luke‏ @Lookkuss Jan 31
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        The s10 was such a horrible machine, I’d be surprised if the earth could suffer even one more.

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      1. Kadaeux‏ @KadaeuxSoul Jan 31
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        The trump presidency is really making it hard to come up with headlines lately huh :P

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      1. Steven Joy‏ @StevenJoy15 Jan 31
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        That might be funny if Chevy actually still made the S-10

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