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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 31

    Onion Fact Check: Trump's State of the Unionpic.twitter.com/MQE13f1wtS

    1:59 PM - 31 Jan 2018
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    21 replies 425 retweets 995 likes
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      2. Christopher Charles‏ @kitkieffer Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The absurdity of The Onion being 5% satryical, 20% slanted, but still 75% accurate news reporting is a devasting (made up by me)-statistic indicative of the state of the world we are living in.

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Miss Sneaky Squirrel‏ @missneakysqurl Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't you mean "Uniom"?

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      1. Curmudgeon‏ @dbennett_ks Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He forgot to mention that Harley Davidson is shutting down their Kansas City assembly plant less than six months after their glorious reception at the White House as a successful American manufacturing company.

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      1. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You had me at "oh god".

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      2. Rob Duerst‏ @RobDuerst Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anti-Trump slander I can stomach, but not anti-America. Bye onion. Unfollow.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ethan jaymz [parson]‏ @EthanKilgore Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NickBursaw

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      3. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw Jan 31
        Replying to @EthanKilgore @TheOnion

        just finally watched this and wow it is good

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. michelle‏ @Serenesoul822 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing good came to mind once the word steel came out of his mouth 🤭

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      2. Al Usdrowski‏ @SilverDollarAl Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was the part about Preston and veterans graves really necessary. You joke monkeys have gotten worse than the SNL writers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Sweep‏ @TheOnlySweep Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Partially True and Partially False, xD

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      1. Drizzle  🇺🇸 #BoycottNRA  🚫‏ @Osidarta23 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes. Brutal yet satisfying.

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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TRUE!!! "This is our New American Moment."https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/22667967-trumputin-2016?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Hunter Williams‏ @monkapatomus Jan 31
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        Just watching that has made me feel like yuck, even if it's good satire

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      1. Edens' Sylph‏ @SafeSylph Jan 31
        Replying to @Windsur37350120 @TheOnion

        Selling of swamp TRUE

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