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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 31

    3M Introduces New Line Of Protective Foam Eye Plugs https://trib.al/cOmKxGE pic.twitter.com/DiXJTfLEFd

    10:50 AM - 31 Jan 2018
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    30 replies 327 retweets 1,567 likes
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      2. Sean‏ @Diamond44444444 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TG5nEXGWcm

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. collin‏ @CPPSFan Jan 31
        Replying to @Diamond44444444 @TheOnion

        “Oh it’s an image of a normal face” *clicks image* “Okay that’s enough internet for today”

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jesu García‏ @segadordracon Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, that's my nightmares for tonight arranged.

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. 3M Worker Health and Safety‏ @3MSafety Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well played, @TheOnion. We see what you did there! #SafetyAlways

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      1. yogurt‏ @yogiwastaken Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        now I can finally look in the mirror

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      2. Ashley‏ @ashleyplaysftl Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        delet this

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      3. Ashley‏ @ashleyplaysftl Jan 31
        Replying to @ashleyplaysftl @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PO3E545hZ8

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      1. TED MADISON‏ @tkm4 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @setinbone

        As the guy who writes the user instructions and warnings on what not to do with 3M E-A-R brand earplugs, I gotta say, I hadn’t thought of this! #wrongholes

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      1. 𝚉𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚂𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎‏ @wiqqido Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I had some 3M Protective Foam Eye Plugs before I saw this post! Thanks for the nightmares, Onion. 😵

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      1. Survivingnsweatpants‏ @Mominsweats Jan 31
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        Available to all watchers of @FoxNews.

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      2. Josh Pelto‏ @JoshPelto Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @njendres This will be a fun SEO project for you.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jan 31
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        Trump's Commerce secretary Wilber Ross should get a pair.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So. Comfortable.

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      1. Wade N.‏ @WadeN43 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, that's creepy.

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      1. Jone Scone ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡-ʔ•̫͡•ʔ‏ @jonethescone Jan 31
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        How to become blind Step 1: SHOVE THINGS DOWN YOUR EYE SOCKETS

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      1. Celia Cole‏ @celiacole18 Jan 31
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        With those on, and with sound off, I could have watched the SOTU last night!

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 Jan 31
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        Are they edible? If so, I'll take 3 dozen.

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      1. CanadianBrick‏ @canadianbrick Jan 31
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        @GundamHQ

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      1. Matty‏ @expiredeggnog Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I need some eye plugs after seeing this image.

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