What a beautiful majestic animal. I wish it had bitten Trumps's balls off. Oh yeah ... they're so small not even a fucking ANT could find them!
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Love the class and intelligence being shown here...
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MOM always knows best

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If you’re going to bother looking up my prior tweets you might as well look at the context of them
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The onion is the most trustworthy unbiased news source these days.
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OH GOD WHEN DID THEY BECOME ENDANGERED
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And called it his service dog, no doubt.
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"EMOTIONAL" service dog, no doubt :)
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He looks like a good boy. Yes he does.
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State of The Onion would have been better.
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I'd rather see David Bowie in his Diamond Dog phasepic.twitter.com/IItC0H0hBj
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Ok, that's funny.
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who's a good boy!?!?!?
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beo wolf arrives
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