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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

    Parched Trump Takes Quick Sip From Pudding Cup Between Talking Points https://trib.al/ehcRHwY  #SOTUpic.twitter.com/wm93LtiZdi

    6:32 PM - 30 Jan 2018
    • 1,786 Retweets
    • 6,754 Likes
    • Venice luke Devin O'Brien christina 𝖆𝖒𝖞 K. Street 🌊🌊🌊🌊 nick Cranky Lisa Murphy-Tate
    71 replies 1,786 retweets 6,754 likes
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      2.  ❌Trase Nationalist ❌‏ @allymally13 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Ht6uSDg4H8

        1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
      3. Carlos‏ @awfulcarlos Jan 30
        Replying to @allymally13 @TheOnion

        Fixed it for youpic.twitter.com/YnYGWCO3O9

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Melissa Rokosa‏ @Missr178 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HvRN8pJKOh

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
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      2. l’appel du vide‏ @nickyframboise Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes him look like Shitler

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. William Kane‏ @americanordeal Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        missed opportunity with this photoshop. should have used two hands

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. JhbTeam‏ @JhbTeam Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn you guys are fast

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      2. deGōhst‏ @de_gohst Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @ParilloGary

        It's gotten so turned around these days that The Onion is basically reporting the truth.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Gary Parillo‏ @ParilloGary Feb 2
        Replying to @de_gohst @TheOnion

        😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lizard_Rules‏ @LizardRulesMAGA Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You are right up there with the fake news media, nothing but lies lies lies lies and More Lies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. vampire squid‏ @NatsSquid Jan 30
        Replying to @LizardRulesMAGA @TheOnion

        no it’s real

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Big Braves Energy‏ @Whitey_83 Jan 31
        Replying to @NatsSquid @TheOnion

        I was watching and this definitely happened. He made this really gross slurping sound and I'm pretty sure it gave Paul Ryan an erection.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. scott robinett  🙄‏ @ScottRobinett1 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        some seem to miss the mustach

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Tellitlikeitis‏ @Tellitlikeiti16 Jan 31
        Replying to @ScottRobinett1 @TheOnion

        Only a couple picked it up I'm happy I'm not the only one

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. LiveTweet  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @livetweettweet Feb 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @kstreet111

        Lordy, I thought this was real. 😂😂

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      2. Tori‏ @switchkosterice Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FaganTheColin hey sorry I didn’t get my camera up and running quick enough to capture this @tapbryan laughter tornado.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. JawKnee Carson‏ @FaganTheColin Jan 30
        Replying to @switchkosterice @TheOnion @tapbryan

        DAMMIT. I want as many possible documented videos of @tapbryan laughing like that epic vid

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rachel‏ @rachelelphick2 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @brettbeasley10 I guess you could say he was snack-packing back to reality

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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