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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

    Same Guy Starting Each Round Of Applause https://trib.al/uGeLyDJ  #SOTUpic.twitter.com/uJY9OA5oTv

    6:24 PM - 30 Jan 2018
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    39 replies 597 retweets 2,561 likes
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      2. Jake Goudeau‏ @jake_goudeau Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's dave brat, very sad to say he's my representative

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Morty “National Emergy” Boborty  🍿 👀 🍸‏ @mortyboborty Jan 31
        Replying to @jake_goudeau @TheOnion

        Let's vote him out #BratWorst #grillintime #va07

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Morty “National Emergy” Boborty  🍿 👀 🍸‏ @mortyboborty Jan 31
        Replying to @mortyboborty @jake_goudeau @TheOnion

        the 7th district has a great Dem running for the seat, check out @SpanbergerVA07 , she's fired up and ready to go!

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      5. Jake Goudeau‏ @jake_goudeau Jan 31
        Replying to @mortyboborty @TheOnion @SpanbergerVA07

        Interesting, but sadly Brat's got a lot of money to dump into his race and the district is already pretty skewed Republican. Anything's possible though, definitely worth the try and looks like a good candidate.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Morty “National Emergy” Boborty  🍿 👀 🍸‏ @mortyboborty Jan 31
        Replying to @jake_goudeau @TheOnion @SpanbergerVA07

        I think people are tired Koch-funded candidates, and Brat had done an AWFUL job of representation.

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      7. End of conversation
      1. Missy Elliott Smith‏ @deadinmke Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Kirsten BOO’Nell‏ @ohkirsten Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tag him @RepDaveBrat @DaveBratVA7th

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      1. Mr. Barber‏ @NMS_mbarber1 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone tell trump to quit clapping into the microphone

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      1. Kathy‏ @Kathy79571636 Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s @RepDaveBrat. He’s trying to savor the moment because it’s the last SOTU he will ever attend!#SpanbergerVA07 #BlueWave2018

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am pretty sure you get payed extra for that. I tried out for that position but my hands didn't always meet. It was hit or miss...

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      1. Gord Dobie‏ @gordiedoobs Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A job's a job.

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      2. Elick Nerdstrom‏ @HardbodySlender Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man starting applause gets too ambitious and tries to start the wave

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Christine‏ @cmfva Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s the economist @RepDaveBrat of “all the women are up in my grill” fame. Dave, you ain’t seen nothin yet! @SpanbergerVA07 #flipthe7th

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      1. Zack Spaeth  🦅‏ @Spaethship Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ThatOneBrennan

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      1. Gert‏ @Gareth_Darmanin Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AndrewGalea2 int uni

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      1. Reub #NeverAgain‏ @RGlassed Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @jackson_henning

        Probably the best peice of news the onion put out all year

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      1. CarrieB ;)‏ @blair1_the Jan 30
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      1. Woodencrantz and Bernenstern are dead‏ @FuzzyMarth Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and that guy is Trump

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