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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

      Stephen Miller Rewards Self After Day Of Speechwriting With Trip To See Children In Local ICE Detention Center https://trib.al/Bim8E2z pic.twitter.com/a1PN5PZlAz

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

      "I’ve been putting in some pretty long hours, so it’s nice to unwind a little at the Immigration and Customs facility watching all the kids held indefinitely in federal custody.” https://trib.al/iiENJh5 pic.twitter.com/eneZ2EjcKF

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        1. 4HILLARY  💥 🍩 💥‏ @ooshdesign Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is a pretty good road map into his sick mind ( even though it is written with assumptions as how he thinks) but listening to this White House it is not too far from reality 😪😪😪

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        1. (((GUANOPSYCHOTIC)))‏ @GUANOPSYCHOTIC Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          if there ever was to be a guy who needs to die screaming with an ineffective morphine drip in both arms i nominate stephen miller.

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        1. Santiaghoul‏ @DKullerd Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @jbouie

          Some people are saying this is not parady but is a factual account.

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        1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Reports say; For further leisure, Miller also likes to pelt the homeless with spare change from his luxury sedan and read Tom Clancy novels.

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        1. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

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        1. Nicholas Jon Larson‏ @Larsidius Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          A little too far, @TheOnion

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        2. Ed Berrios‏ @ebshred Feb 3
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hey.....I thought The Onion was about satire....

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        2. Bug Pizza‏ @Ehrmagerd_77 Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          They act like their parents broke the law or something. It's crazy! And of course the parents aren't to blame.

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        1. Ms. Super Party Wonder Fun Day‏ @StokeTheDarling Feb 4
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I would laugh if it wasn't so fucking horribly true.

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        1. Paul Barnhill‏ @barnonahill Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Why is there no close quote icon in your pull quote? ._.

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        1. TriMarDon‏ @DesertBkkpr Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          That guy is despicable. He needs to get a HUGE come-uppance. Maybe since trump is not planning to close Gitmo, we can send miller there and let him see what it is like when your hole life is turned upside down with no end in sight. Wish we could FIRE his sorry little ass.

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        1. Andee Morantti-END the NRA‏ @andee_morante Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion @4everNeverTrump

          Nazi reborn, and I imagine he ha Jewish lineage...Putrid self-hatred. His day will come.pic.twitter.com/dO4Yl7d653

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        1. Geode Guitars‏ @GeodeGuitars Jan 31
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Yup, sounds about right...ugh. , thanks TheOniom ;)

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        1. Don Juan‏ @Jimmylieb3 Jan 30
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Pretty messed up the way our government treats children , if our government pulled there head out of their buts every once in awhile they would see what shitheads they are .

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