Honest Abe would have split you like a rail.
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The State of the Onion is strong!
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Like, did you know; that Teddy Roosevelt not only once wrestled a Grizzly, but was also briefly married to one?
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Thanks. Gonna ace my next Civics quiz.
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The Onion's wrong...the founding fathers ARE spinning in their graves.
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Wha?! Haaaa. So weird. I thought I was weird...I have to try harder after seeing this
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