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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

    Trump Casually Mills About Supreme Court Changing Rooms Ahead Of State Of The Union Address https://trib.al/PyHG6pv pic.twitter.com/JWrWIsHXdQ

    2:01 PM - 30 Jan 2018
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    73 replies 540 retweets 2,332 likes
      1. billal‏ @b_abuamouna Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why you gotta do Ginsberg like that...

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      1. Formicahjones‏ @Formicahjones Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swing and a miss. RBG could be clothed and your joke would still work.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Dregs‏ @DregsFrolics Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful Onion. Twitter has suspended accounts for less.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 30
        Replying to @DregsFrolics @TheOnion

        Trump has done much worse and still hasn’t been suspended.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Estee Plotz-Pierce‏ @plotzpie Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you know she's way hotter than that

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      1. Krash‏ @Krizzzash Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please don’t do that to the honorable Ginsburg. She deserves better than to be pictured that way. Please. Don’t loot public morality for a laugh at the expense of civil decency. She has given us a lifetime of civil service and is the only protection some of us have.

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      1. Scott REDRUM Gibbs  📚‏ @ScottNGibbs Jan 30
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        Hey, "outraged" folks, you realize TRUMP is the butt of this joke, right?

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      1. Karma’s gonna get you  ☮️‏ @karma_nimashan Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

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      1. Scraps‏ @J_hnGrady Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny, but . . . hands off that national hero.

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This looks like a photo taken right before a serious towel snapping match commenced between The Prez and Ginsburg.

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      2. Spencer Windes‏ @spencerwindes Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um, not funny. At all.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Donna Williams‏ @DonnaWi08654364 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndDube

        This lady can do PLANKS and 20 military pushups without stopping. Don't think Trump would be messing with her. 😁

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

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      1. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahaha

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      2. RTarno63‏ @RTarno63 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People have no sense of humor. Overly sensitive babies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. George McIntyre  🐉 🤠 🇺🇸‏ @GeorgeMcIntyre_ Jan 30
        Replying to @RTarno63 @TheOnion

        I agree this is pretty funny even though it's not my ideal style of humor.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jackie Olsen 🌊 👍STILL WITH HER!‏ @olliebear1101 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Absolutely disgusting! Take it down, NOW!

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Hugo Carter‏ @HugoCarter21 Jan 30
        Replying to @olliebear1101 @TheOnion

        ja vol mein fuhrer!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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