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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

    Stephen Miller Rewards Self After Day Of Speechwriting With Trip To See Children In Local ICE Detention Center https://trib.al/Bim8E2z pic.twitter.com/a1PN5PZlAz

    12:31 PM - 30 Jan 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 30

        "I’ve been putting in some pretty long hours, so it’s nice to unwind a little at the Immigration and Customs facility watching all the kids held indefinitely in federal custody.” https://trib.al/iiENJh5 pic.twitter.com/eneZ2EjcKF

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      2. James Leeds‏ @jamestinman Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a joke, but actually makes me feel physically sick knowing how close it is to reality in today's US

        3 replies 6 retweets 65 likes
      3. 4HILLARY  💥 🍩 💥‏ @ooshdesign Jan 30
        Replying to @jamestinman @TheOnion

        I feel, truly is how this despicable young man is

        0 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Trillmonger  🌹‏ @nothoughtshere Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought the Onion was parody.

        3 replies 0 retweets 101 likes
      3. Death Jambrowski‏ @AltNewsAgency Jan 30
        Replying to @nothoughtshere @TheOnion

        Our government has become a parody.

        1 reply 1 retweet 46 likes
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      1. Jessica Blatt‏ @drjessblatt Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That seemed completely plausible to me for a minute.

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      2. Mario López‏ @pentereformado Jan 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChrisALadd

        Is this for real or a joke?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Frank McManus‏ @McManusFrank Jan 31
        Replying to @pentereformado @TheOnion @ChrisALadd

        Yes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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      1. RotoB‏ @RotoBansaii Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @emptywheel

        These are getting harder and harder to discern as satire.... 😣

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really sounds like something he would do.

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      1. semi-profound‏ @Ewes_ignant Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this the most punchable face in the world ? #ishereal

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      2. Shayan  🌹‏ @PasturesPolitic Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. MexiGohan‏ @CALI_URSUS Jan 30
        Replying to @PasturesPolitic @TheOnion

        No, but it's more accurate reporting on this prisión detention centers than any other outlet.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Danielle L‏ @daniellelisle_ Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When are you gonna start posting fake stories again, these are all real

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. US of Post America‏ @USofPostAmerica Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The children's parents are more responsible for kids being in ICE than Stephen Miller.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Jan 30
        Replying to @USofPostAmerica @TheOnion

        THAT'S what you take from this satirical article? You are in need of serious help.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Burke‏ @LastDreamHome Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miller's eyes have #TheWalkingDead look before a person fully turns.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. On a clear day, I can see the Three Sisters‏ @MaxBrinksie Jan 30
        Replying to @LastDreamHome @TheOnion

        Miller is a poster child for a ban on mercy sex.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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