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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 29

    Cleveland Indians Owner Admits Chief Wahoo No Longer Compatible With Modern Revenue Growth Expectations https://trib.al/TaLNxwi pic.twitter.com/ImtDrpK2b9

    3:02 PM - 29 Jan 2018
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      2. Matt Walker  🌌 🔭‏ @mattw1027 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey I thought you were supposed to be a joke page. This is most likely the truth. C'mon now!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3.  🍀Sulli McSullivan 🍀‏ @JsulliSullivan Jan 29
        Replying to @mattw1027 @TheOnion

        As they say, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what a cynical take on a billion-dollar industry! This was done purely out of love for native ppl. @MLB @MLBNetwork @MLBONFOX @mlb

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      2. Kenny Howard‏ @KennyHoward12 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They caved into the liberal offended movement.

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      3. Mark Snakelord  🐍‏ @Snakelord Jan 31
        Replying to @KennyHoward12 @TheOnion

        We prefer to call it kindness.

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      1. Dave‏ @ddave2b Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real news

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 29
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        Owner also added, “Out of respect for Native Americans, we will be converting our mascot from feather to dot.” “Love that curry chicken.”

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      1. Nikki B.‏ @Lvladybug01 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ooh @TheOnion you so smart

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      1. hoofheart‏ @hoofheart1 Jan 29
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        revenue? that’s it?

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      1. @RealPresidentCamacho‏ @sbLAL24Ever Jan 29
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        New mascot will be an 8 armed elephant driving a cab. The Athletics might have an issue.

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      1. ORCA7‏ @Orca7Tweet Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it.

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      1. Dave Donaldson‏ @akj3 Jan 29
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        Ghandi?

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      1. .‏ @Pauly_Walnuts61 Jan 29
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        Maybe their next mascot can be Captain Boo Hoo

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Jan 29
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        What they no longer take whompums

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      1. Jamie‏ @jamief9 Jan 29
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        How about modern (or eternal) values expectations?

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      1. Kevin‏ @kevindamp Jan 29
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        yo @craigcalcaterra The Onion is copying off your homework

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