Hey I thought you were supposed to be a joke page. This is most likely the truth. C'mon now!
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As they say, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
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what a cynical take on a billion-dollar industry! This was done purely out of love for native ppl.
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They caved into the liberal offended movement.
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We prefer to call it kindness.
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Real news
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Owner also added, “Out of respect for Native Americans, we will be converting our mascot from feather to dot.” “Love that curry chicken.”
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Ooh
@TheOnion you so smartThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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revenue? that’s it?
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New mascot will be an 8 armed elephant driving a cab. The Athletics might have an issue.
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Nailed it.
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Ghandi?
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Maybe their next mascot can be Captain Boo Hoo
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What they no longer take whompums
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How about modern (or eternal) values expectations?
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yo
@craigcalcaterra The Onion is copying off your homeworkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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