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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 29

    Bruno Mars Takes Home Coveted ‘Least Threatening Artist’ Award At 2018 Grammys https://trib.al/1GXq6cs pic.twitter.com/EEw4qpzomv

    11:01 AM - 29 Jan 2018
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      2. Big Mama‏ @BigMama279 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny. He was, however, the only true entertainer on that show.

        5 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Tristan Gerardo‏ @tristan_gerardo Jan 29
        Replying to @BigMama279 @TheOnion

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      1. 🄲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🄻🅄🄴🄱🄲🄺🄴‏ @cluebcke Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/r485vAZ1rF

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      2. wanderthought2018‏ @jesmith732 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @elijahwood

        Cut the man a break though. Regardless of the politics behind the scenes, the guy himself just wanted to make entertaining songs.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Tanya‏ @Tanya_RBLee Jan 29
        Replying to @jesmith732 @TheOnion @elijahwood

        Agreed. Why do we tear people down in order to build others up?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      5. Tanya‏ @Tanya_RBLee Jan 29
        Replying to @Maytee_Stickles @jesmith732 and

        People took their frustration with the academy out on him. Some of the comments made about his music was personal. Called him untalented and overrated. But if he hadn't won, I doubt any of that would have been said.

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      1. Scott‏ @CopleyScott17 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think the Song of the Year Grammy should go to the nominee with the fewest songwriters. It really took eight people to write Bruno Mars's "That's What I Like"? No wonder it sounds like homogenized retro crap.

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      1. Dan de Brand‏ @DanDeBrand Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hate the Grammys but Love the Bruno.

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      2. Daryl Reddick Jr.‏ @DarylReddick Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth in that jest.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Jay Weingarten‏ @jayweingarten Jan 29
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        He threatens me

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      1. kg‏ @kategeorgia27 Jan 29
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        It all makes sense now

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      1. esteban de castro‏ @kuyastevie_de Jan 29
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        @Choi_k000 @mattomana lol!

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, I really thought #JasonMraz would have have taken it home. Maybe next year.

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      2. oggydoggy‏ @brianogston1 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s so good though...you folks act like he’s a hack or something

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @PatCourtney8 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same award in the past has gone to Taylor Swift.

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      2. Jeff‏ @3d0g Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imma let you finish but Kendrick Lamar had one of the best on-stage nut scratches of all time!

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