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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 28

    New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding https://trib.al/dKuzDwQ pic.twitter.com/OqrMSol1cI

    2:25 PM - 28 Jan 2018
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    49 replies 1,845 retweets 5,634 likes
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      2. ResistTheFools‏ @moststylish1 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @megan_hayes

        pic.twitter.com/xUyULZrjiA

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      1. Orc92‏ @92Husky Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you write "Trump said..." before every post on this page it still looks like he really said something like that xD

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      1. Ms Fisher‏ @Iwillnotfall Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a trap. They plan on shooting them as they migrate.

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      1. Peter Dozal‏ @peter_dozal Jan 28
        Replying to @RealDonaldBrain @TheOnion

        Just a good meme

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brown bear looking for rich gay sugar daddy with large wood area. Must enjoy salmon running up thier stream, winter hibernation in FL.

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      1. Bob Duarte‏ @imortlco Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny, ridiculous, but not that far from the truth today it seems I’m afraid...

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      1. Steve C‏ @MZHammer57 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vegan bear that identifies as a caribou.

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      1. clancy boynton‏ @clancyb33 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if not now then when ?

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      1. Gordon James‏ @RenalG1 Jan 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My Onion idea (you guys do the artwork): “@rogerfederer receives Australian Open check and AARP application in mail on the same day” 😀👍🎾

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      1. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great line! Keep it up!

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      1. Jack McCord‏ @JackMcCord54 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not a bad idea!

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also they need to submit application (forms SP-740, TRMP-208)

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      1. Niamh O'Sullivan‏ @NiamhOSulliva10 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somebody else can explain to this guy why he has to move.

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      1. Greg Kennedy‏ @gregkennedy1016 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shsss. Don’t give them any ideas.

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      1. Sean Moore‏ @seanvmoore Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On point as always!

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      1. C$G‏ @Corey_BUCN Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This will be a staple in the state of the union address.

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