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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 28

    New Evidence Suggests Ancient Egyptians Only Ever Visited Pyramids When Friends Were In From Out Of Town https://trib.al/SPUDuZT pic.twitter.com/UJOLesmuDn

    6:30 AM - 28 Jan 2018
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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure. Do YOU go to the graveyard every day?

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      2. bubba D‏ @bubbaDick Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, I’ve lived in Giza my whole life and I’ve NEVER been to the pyramids? (Sub Atlanta for Giza, and world of coke for pyramids)

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. JustSomeCorpse‏ @Just_SomeChick Jan 28
        Replying to @bubbaDick @TheOnion

        They make you wait till the last room to drink any actual soda, AND they never mention the cocaine recipes ONCE!

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      4. bubba D‏ @bubbaDick Jan 28
        Replying to @Just_SomeChick @TheOnion

        i'd expect to at least get to TRY the cocaine coke on the tour. like a little 8 ounce bottle? c'mon.

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      1. crughy‏ @crughy Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not random, right?pic.twitter.com/2HYm2tQbW4

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      2. Mauricio‏ @Mauricio_Rosas Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are the little pyramids in front of the big ones ancient Egyptian Airbnb’s?

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      3. Michael Espersen‏ @espersen2 Jan 29
        Replying to @Mauricio_Rosas @TheOnion

        No! They are the children of the larger pyramids. If you want to know how pyramidsex works, watch Stargate 😉

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      2. Waiting For KonTiki‏ @HerbSpeaks Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes sense. Kinda like New Yorkers and The Statue of Liberty.pic.twitter.com/VSZqu3tM1j

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      1. Douglas‏ @dwo3c Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I went there with a friend that grew up there. It was his second time going. First time was a school field trip.

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was probably due to it was expensive as hell to go after you pay to park your camel, pay for admission, food and a souvenir picture with Tut

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      1. Jim‏ @Jim32614 Jan 31
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        Clearly a pyramid scheme.

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      1. Christine Roy‏ @ccroy2001 Jan 28
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        Good I don't feel so bad about my lack of Disneyland visits.

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      1. Educ8tus 🐕ll‏ @Educ8tusAll Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        <scream-laughter!>

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      1. TheCrackOfDoom‏ @toocleverbyhalf Jan 28
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        As a Washington DC resident I can confirm

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly so am not sure why they were so against selling me one as a souvenir for my back yard. Yes I understood some reassembly required.

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      1. ᴅ  ᴏ  ᴡ  ɴ  10/31‏ @Down10 Jan 28
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        Ahahaha

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      1. John Podraza‏ @Coastie716 Jan 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As I read it, I thought you were going to end it with “. . . when friends visited from outer space.”

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