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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 27

    Goodwill Executives Arrested After Years Of Skimming Donated Goods Off Top https://trib.al/fYWNfkn pic.twitter.com/StqbWD8bZ3

    12:28 PM - 27 Jan 2018
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    38 replies 184 retweets 1,088 likes
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      2. TerryHasAnOpinon‏ @Terrysagirl Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @Liptionfav

        Well, in all fairness, who COULD resist those green pants?

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. LoriM‏ @ooooommmmmm Jan 27
        Replying to @Terrysagirl @TheOnion @Liptionfav

        And the couches with flowers and duct tape. I might just send in my resume

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Dayna B‏ @outtabrooklyn Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m taking the bait: worked as cashier at Goodwill long ago and store managers DID grab the best stuff, antiques, designer apparel etc. just sayin....

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      2. vivian washington‏ @008elvis Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @vivwashington

        Goodwill is a for profit corporation. The Salvation Army is the best place to donate and have the proceeds go to the people who need it.

        3 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. THOTless Husband‏ @vivwashington Jan 27
        Replying to @008elvis @TheOnion

        It's The Onion, Dad. And, I know

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. vivian washington‏ @008elvis Jan 27
        Replying to @vivwashington @TheOnion

        I know that it's satire, but some people believe fake news.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. THOTless Husband‏ @vivwashington Jan 27
        Replying to @008elvis @TheOnion

        In this case the fake news is negative against Goodwill so... win win

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Colin MacMillan‏ @Blackstrider Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Waiting for the 1st believer who comments their outrage...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. James Dieckmeyer‏ @JDieckmeyer Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously, those executives misunderstood the phrase “charity begins at home,”

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t care about old shirts I give to Goodwill, but no clue where most cash donations go. Better: next time you see a homeless person give them a $20 bill. That way they can buy some top shelf gin like Bombay Sapphire instead of that Seagrams swill

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      1. baiatul_ala_blAnA_bOmbA‏ @Mircea48145987 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg

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      1. Bill Thompson‏ @BillThompson86 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BeckyThompson18

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      1. Marshall Rader‏ @radermar Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was real for a second...

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      1. Sharongayvinson‏ @Sharongayvinso2 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And I bow my head in shame but with a grin look at those green britches! He could have kelp those! Lol

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      1. Fen Jordan‏ @FenJordan1 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thay's why the smart shopper goes thru the goods left overnight before the store opens.

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      1. Majestic Monochrome‏ @forwardspots Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn't this a real story

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      1. Nathanielle Crawford‏ @NathanielleSean Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only this were satire...

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      1. Kross G.‏ @Awkward_films Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember looking at the big photos of the employees at good will all over walls. They looked like they were being forced to smile in them. The best part too was the captions.

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      1. karlthompson‏ @KarlHThompson Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        KNEW their time would come..

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