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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 27

    Single Woman With 3 Young Children Unaware She Subject Of 984 Judgments Today https://trib.al/H0FCXz3 pic.twitter.com/037yJPIeYh

    10:51 AM - 27 Jan 2018
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    24 replies 159 retweets 1,269 likes
      1. Melina Patterson‏ @melinaapatters Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        she totally knows it.

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Geez lady, get off that thang every once in a while.

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      1. iceberg simpson‏ @MagicMikeXXL__ Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol. She's aware.

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      1. Melissa Walsh‏ @MelWalshOnline Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes! I was that mom 15 years ago. Not fake news.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 27
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        985 if she tries to take them into that nice restaurant to eat while their whining and crying!!pic.twitter.com/gNuOwj7Xuw

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      2. Holly‏ @HollyASwanson Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which intern/nephew/niece wrote that lede?

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      1. drugranker #LGBT lover‏ @drugrankings Jan 27
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        983 were from concerned conservatives looking out for her. All Liberals had only one thought, the beatch is a Trump supporter and a hateful person.

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      1. Mary‏ @Mary50665811 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha!

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      1. 1moviewoman‏ @1moviewoman Jan 27
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        Don’t judge because your next.

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      1. Simon‏ @SasinSimon Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reminds me of a Sean Paul song, She doesn't mind.

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 27
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        Onlookers also wishing that child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang were a real thing.

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak Jan 27
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        3 kids...showing off much?

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Jan 27
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        Never judge a book by its cover cause it will probably surprise you

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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 Jan 27
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        Shame, she missed an opportunity to tell people to fuck off.😂😂😂😂

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      1. Kimiko Wilkins‏ @KimikoFW12 Jan 28
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        "unaware she subject"?

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      1. Mohammed Salisu‏ @ahenkwa330 Jan 28
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        @TheBabyGuyNYC

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      1. Marc Reiner‏ @marcreiner Jan 27
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        Rings true @bethanyshondark

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