May the Flying Spaghetti Monster hold and keep him in his noodely appendages.
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No I'm not
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This was a funny read.
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Area Atheist says: come over to the dark side and smoke weed with us.
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Area born again says: come over to the grace of God and smoke weed with us
#jesusforgives
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@gabe_pasons83 how do they keep comin up with this shit?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Church of What's Happening Now is an early favorite
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Just go with it, pretend to be a believer, like most priests.
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Doesn’t matter his political views... this is sad!
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Why FFS? All religion is fake news.
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Thank you for the hardest laugh in a long time.
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Owen Pritchard, has turned down eternal redemption, rebirth as a king & secrets of the universe! He says, "Thats not good enough, these Religious Orders have to sweeten the pot, like throw in a sports car or maybe a trip."
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Well at least he's thinking about it
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The line between my life and the Onion's depiction of American scrubs is pretty damn thin :/
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The onion gets paid to make up funny fake news stories. God bless them for the shit they put out
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