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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Species That Had 25 Million Years To Evolve Pathetically Snuffed Out In 8 Years https://trib.al/Z1QPCUb pic.twitter.com/0iM4JBlauv

    7:21 PM - 26 Jan 2018
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    29 replies 383 retweets 1,851 likes
      1. Kathryn Dickerson‏ @scalelocal Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too close, Onion, too close

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      2. Unabonger‏ @TheeUnabonger Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        evolutionists/atheists crack me up. its hysterical how they all think they are scientists.

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      3. LordTherizino‏ @LordTherizino Jan 26
        Replying to @TheeUnabonger @TheOnion

        Please do yourself a favor and attempt to understand scientific literature. Evolution has more or less by proven at this point and been deemed a theory. A theory in science is hypothesis that has been repeatedly confirmed though observation and testing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. LordTherizino‏ @LordTherizino Jan 26
        Replying to @LordTherizino @TheeUnabonger @TheOnion

        I suggest you Google "Archeopteryx".

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      5. Unabonger‏ @TheeUnabonger Jan 26
        Replying to @LordTherizino @TheOnion

        Many museums have promoted the idea of birds being living dinosaurs, and have spent huge amounts of money on exhibits about that link. Plus, some paleontologists have spent decades saying that birds evolved from dinosaurs, so there are careers at stake http://discovermagazine.com/2003/feb/breakdialogue#.Uf554W2JJsg …

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      6. Kane  🕷‏ @kaneurysm Jan 26
        Replying to @TheeUnabonger @LordTherizino @TheOnion

        There are literally feather impressions. And beyond that, many parts of bird anatomy is very similar or even identical to dinosaur anatomy. Wanna explain why birds can have claws and why we have found extinct birds with raptor claws?

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      7. Unabonger‏ @TheeUnabonger Jan 27
        Replying to @kaneurysm @LordTherizino @TheOnion

        http://discovermagazine.com/2003/feb/breakdialogue#.Uf554W2JJsg … "...but when I did not come down firmly on the side of the dinosaurian origin of birds, I was viewed as a heretic. If these researchers were so convinced that they were right, why did it make a difference what I thought? Why did they get so enraged?"

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      8. Kane  🕷‏ @kaneurysm Jan 27
        Replying to @TheeUnabonger @LordTherizino @TheOnion

        Because you were being stupid. That's like saying "I don't get why they didn't like or respect me just because I think the earth is flat" it's because you're denying evidence, and in all likelihood you weren't a respected scientist in the first place

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Unabonger‏ @TheeUnabonger Jan 27
        Replying to @kaneurysm @LordTherizino @TheOnion

        are you saying ornithologist/evolutionary biologist alan feduccia is stupid and denying evidence?

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      2. Photonrunner‏ @photonrunner Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cucks.... #MAGA

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      3. Michael P. Shipley‏ @michaelpshipley Jan 27
        Replying to @photonrunner @TheOnion

        Deplorable racist. #ImWithHer

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      1. dethsean‏ @therealdethsean Jan 26
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        This made me sad tbh

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With a name like “Bottle-Nosed Dolphins” you just KNEW that they would be more susceptible to alcoholism than a regular dolphin.... They literally drank themselves do death in a short order.

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      1.  2️⃣ THA  🔝‏ @IAmSoccer866 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Slow ass motherfuckers.

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      2. danglezbenderz‏ @CrescentEagle Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Humans are damn impressive. We're only 6ft tall yet we're doing as much damage as a 3 mile wide asteroid.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  2️⃣ THA  🔝‏ @IAmSoccer866 Jan 26
        Replying to @CrescentEagle @TheOnion

        Way to conveniently leave out the fact that there are over 7 million of us.

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      4. danglezbenderz‏ @CrescentEagle Jan 26
        Replying to @IAmSoccer866 @TheOnion

        Sure but that asteroid weighs 1.17x10^14 kg (assuming it has a similar density to Ceres) and all humans combined only weigh 5.25×10^11 kg

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      1. PeteySaw‏ @peteysaw Jan 26
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        How did it take so long?

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