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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Federal Government Adds 600,000 Acres To National Forbidden Zone https://trib.al/XT6L0Ji pic.twitter.com/RFzQk5u8W3

    6:18 PM - 26 Jan 2018
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    73 replies 315 retweets 1,509 likes
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      2. Travis‏ @TravisBrawley1 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #SecretSociety meets here every 6th Tuesday of the month. BYOB

        3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Jan 26
        Replying to @TravisBrawley1 @TheOnion

        OMG, the letters FBI are in the word Forbidden!!! FBI Secret Society!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Howie‏ @hsg516 Jan 26
        Replying to @crayoh @TravisBrawley1 @TheOnion

        ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. TheJagger402‏ @TheJagger402 Jan 27
        Replying to @hsg516 @crayoh and

        pic.twitter.com/ogLOk0u7H6

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Pedro‏ @CHChabs Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🐵🚫🗽pic.twitter.com/g6pfgbibnn

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Immature local man taunting officers near Forbidden Zone by putting hand near boundary and repeating that he is in fact not touching the Forbidden Zone.

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      2. Britt Malinsky/SHP‏ @Britt_Malinsky Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet the sign can't properly spell "departmet"!

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Abby‏ @FeistyFreckles0 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh, The Forbidden Zone you say?pic.twitter.com/vJi0PXYH6H

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      1. The Scarier Pib‏ @PibPasquale Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        departmet

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      1. Joe Wagner‏ @Xaristotlex Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Signs, signs, everywhere signs 🎶🎶

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      1. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold Jan 26
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      2. NPC's The Reason People Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‏ @Jeniacess_RPR Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @ABranesample

        Does anyone not see the irony in the sign. he United States Department of the INTERIOR.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Artimus Branesampler‏ @ABranesample Jan 27
        Replying to @Jeniacess_RPR @TheOnion

        They specialize in colors and drapes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. NPC's The Reason People Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‏ @Jeniacess_RPR Jan 27
        Replying to @ABranesample @TheOnion

        Now the border wall must have Venetian blind's, Roman blind's give away too much privacy. and road's should be harlequin check, red and blue and white. yellow red and green will give the wrong impression.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Artimus Branesampler‏ @ABranesample Jan 27
        Replying to @Jeniacess_RPR @TheOnion

        Roads aren't meant to be level. They exist for the effect of traveling briskly among trees. Nothing more.

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      1. Vivienne Deathridge‏ @BibiDeathridge Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh for goodness sake how many acres do they need to carry out “forbidden” stuff?!?!?

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