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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    'Okay, I'm Ready To Speak To You Under Oath,' Says Eric Trump From Beneath Rubber Donald Trump Mask https://trib.al/ml3NASX pic.twitter.com/ur2f5lX13i

    11:29 AM - 26 Jan 2018
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    Eric Trump
    64 replies 2,113 retweets 9,020 likes
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      2. Ammonymos‏ @Ninjamonkky Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        I feel like this is less, comedy, and more, predictive insight into @WhiteHouse emergency plan D

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      3. It’s true, ladies. He’s available.‏ @StevenLMeyers Jan 27
        Replying to @Ninjamonkky @TheOnion and

        That is, the most, bizarre use, of commas I’ve ever seen,.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Ted Bracewell  🎃 💀 👻 🎃‏ @Tedakin Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Paint that mask white and you've got a pretty scary looking michael myers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Elliot Malmberg‏ @SH_Elliot Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        I thought this was satire...

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      1. Vinny L.‏ @VinLospinuso91 Jan 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        @drhouse15545 😂 I love the onion

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      1. ___ 📎___‏ @ThinSkinTrump Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        He'll get distracted by a fidget spinner.

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      1. spooky manal‏ @eclipsevak Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        @yonceshadid literally dksjdjdj

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      1. FrostyinMT‏ @stefantwall Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        @adub1967

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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Is it bad that Trump's real hair is more of a parody than the hair on that mask?

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      1. Terry Boyd‏ @TerryOpus Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/gveDczxMch

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      1. Chris Detherage‏ @okiedokie22 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Eric Trump testifying before Mueller. #Mueller #ObstructionOfJustice #TrumpRussia #Comey #TrumpRussia #RussiaGate #MuellerIsComing #MuellerTime #MuellerIsComing #MuellerInvestigation #TickTockpic.twitter.com/dwGhfK5ojb

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      1. Stephen Petrus‏ @stephen_petrus Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        😂😂😂

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        I think I prefer the mask to the real thing.

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      1. Eliot Loudermilk‏ @sellersnotpeter Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        I'm Eric!

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      1. chris peterson  🌊‏ @chrisknosretep Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu @EricTrump

        He'll end up like the guy in the monkey suit from Trading Places.pic.twitter.com/rSgmK6asNB

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      1. Jinxe- 🎃-Lantern‏ @jinxeptor Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @selina3sticks @EricTrump

        That's...horrifying. I will have nightmares of this.

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