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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Brad Pitt Stumbles Across Old Cardboard Box With Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head In Attic https://trib.al/NSBtDMr pic.twitter.com/4c66eAeo7k

    10:21 AM - 26 Jan 2018
    • 737 Retweets
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    • MaryJane Cash Dmitrius Jordan Phillips ChzWiz Anderson Hh Bryce Leonard Ian Babcock Joshua Ackley BRAD PITT JAGUAR INFINITY
    53 replies 737 retweets 3,107 likes
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      2. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/A37T5jRLcT

        1 reply 4 retweets 32 likes
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      1. sgualdoni‏ @sgualdoni Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think it was just her brain. That's obviously been missing for some time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Nscafe‏ @nscafe Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @Hayleystevens

        “Surprised to not find a goop-y mess.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Dave Randall‏ @DaveRandall101 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's in the Box...What's in the booooxxxxxx!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/gIN851QexQ

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      2. Hipster Satyr Trash‏ @johnny_crass Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man sometimes I wish the Onion writers would share their crazy fucking drugs they're on

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. CraftSnekRyo‏ @RiverWitchRyo Jan 26
        Replying to @johnny_crass @TheOnion

        It's a drug called creativity. Makes you see craaaaazy stuff man.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Hipster Satyr Trash‏ @johnny_crass Jan 26
        Replying to @RiverWitchRyo @zettaton @TheOnion

        I would've put my money on rubber cement but ok

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quack in the nox?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott Jan 26
        Replying to @GrannyKnott @TheOnion

        Quack in the box?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 26
        Replying to @GrannyKnott @TheOnion

        Nox in the Box?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott Jan 26
        Replying to @Thebigguy360 @TheOnion

        Pro bonoxx?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 26
        Replying to @GrannyKnott @TheOnion

        No, I think it should be Lox in a Box..pic.twitter.com/EZ1HeSXKeJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like he's going all Benjamin Button again

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      1. Gregg Sztukowski‏ @drowningneptune Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did he still ask "what's in the box" 40 times before looking??

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      1. J. Craig Anderson‏ @JCraigAnderson Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did the head try to sell him some homeopathic remedies?

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      1. Makana *JumpScare* VFX‏ @bdmakana Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From Kevin Spacey... awe... too soon

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