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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around https://trib.al/nBBy8tG pic.twitter.com/gpj8Z0F0Pz

    8:30 AM - 26 Jan 2018
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    127 replies 2,063 retweets 8,428 likes
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      2. Boten Red Wolf‏ @penguinfishbowl Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only two? Two is a fap station. Three is a workstation. Four is pure fuckery.

        8 replies 3 retweets 77 likes
      3. morgan‏ @morgan_txt Jan 26
        Replying to @penguinfishbowl @TheOnion

        VUN MONITOR, TVO MONITOR, TREE MONITOR, FVOUR MONITORS!pic.twitter.com/H6caIe2sxk

        0 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      2. betsybetsy‏ @betsybetsy Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rachelmetz @BarbaraOrtutay what about the co-worker with three screens?

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Rachel Metz‏Verified account @rachelmetz Jan 26
        Replying to @betsybetsy @TheOnion @BarbaraOrtutay

        i am fucking around since i only have 1 (ergonomist's orders, wah wah).

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. betsybetsy‏ @betsybetsy Jan 26
        Replying to @rachelmetz @BarbaraOrtutay

        Down to one? You're in my thoughts and prayers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Ozzy‏ @karohemd Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @nicransome

        Sometimes I wish I had three...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Nic Ransome‏ @nicransome Jan 26
        Replying to @karohemd @TheOnion

        Ha! Assume cheaper/better VR will render all screens obsolete in time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ozzy‏ @karohemd Jan 26
        Replying to @nicransome @TheOnion

        VR has huge access issues.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Nic Ransome‏ @nicransome Jan 26
        Replying to @karohemd @TheOnion

        There’s a brilliant episode of #Community in which the Dean falls down a VR rabbit hole. Always think of it when I see someone wearing a headset.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Ozzy‏ @karohemd Jan 26
        Replying to @nicransome

        I think it was Ronnie O'Sullivan who tried out a VR snooker game and got so immersed in it that he fell over when he tried to rest his leg on the table to reach a tricky shot.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      7. Nic Ransome‏ @nicransome Jan 26
        Replying to @karohemd

        Thanks for that image — really made me laugh and could do with one right now!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Ozzy‏ @karohemd Jan 26
        Replying to @nicransome

        Pleasure! Found it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMceVbo3Tm4 …

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      3. Lexie‏ @lexiebutscher Jan 26
        Replying to @r0anea @TheOnion

        I was searching the comments just for someone to have posted this 😂😂😂

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      1. Elliot Connors‏ @ec__street Jan 26
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        I just pissed my clean room suit

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      2. Shauna Mantos‏ @shaunamantos Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kmarkobarstool

        I thought everyone was using at least 2pic.twitter.com/UMnlIW37c0

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