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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Scientists Make Unclear Breakthrough After Giving Robot Cancer https://trib.al/QxTxgG6 pic.twitter.com/rmMthNfd3a

    7:16 AM - 26 Jan 2018
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    • 「Gdf4r」but spooky Jason Kent Cassandra Shennum P47⚜ swagmastergeo Joseph அணில் Mishra Shake 'N' Bake
    18 replies 450 retweets 2,330 likes
      1.  ⚜the patron saint of slapping ⚜‏ @ImDJTaha Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this 4chan?

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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Jan 26
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        In case of Skynet, we now have a response. Here's the plan: • Somehow inject the robots with cancer from afar without dying (ok, some deaths) • Lay low for a few years for the disease to kick in • Pray they don't computer up some cure (ah, irony) • Reclaim civilization

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      1. Max Mikewell‏ @mmaxwelljr Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Mark_Trovapic.twitter.com/Ro4fNwhxEC

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      1. Larry Blaze‏ @LarryBlaze6 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinKlawitter

        😃😃😃😃😃😃

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      2. Ken‏ @KublaKen Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It started with a virus & spread from there. Poor thing.

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jan 26
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        Saying so much with one tweet! Warnings?

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      1. mr robotter‏ @bwandsy13 Jan 26
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        @bryceslach

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They are looking for a chassis-marrow transplant from one of these guys... When one falls to the wayside, little does he know that he is becoming an involuntary donor.... Gear up!!pic.twitter.com/G8dWzkPh2C

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      1. S p y c y  ⚕️ No #FakeMed‏ @SpycyTF2 Jan 26
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        @CohrK_Verne

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      1. Sean Patrick Ray‏ @hatwithbuttons Jan 26
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        We can win the robot uprising yet!

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      1. Faux Cousins‏ @DjukaMatauri Jan 26
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        Chemo is going to be brutal, it's going to lose servos.

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      1. Brandon  ♿‏ @Shoestring129 Jan 26
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        @rsnyder95

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      1. Norman  🇺🇬‏ @norman_osbourne Jan 27
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        Are we going to get cancer from fuckin these sex dolls... Lol

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      2. Hugo•‏ @ohreillyy Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How the fuck does this even happen?? Robots arent flesh they cant get cancer.. idiots

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      3. Jason Blundell‏ @JasonBlundel11 Jan 27
        Replying to @ohreillyy @TheOnion

        it’s a joke

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      4. Hugo•‏ @ohreillyy Jan 27
        Replying to @JasonBlundel11 @TheOnion

        you just got baited

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      5. Jason Blundell‏ @JasonBlundel11 Jan 28
        Replying to @ohreillyy @TheOnion

        shit ya got me good

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      1. Bento Bongos‏ @bento_kento Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, my mind is saying two things: 1. Robot itself has cancer 2. Robot is equipped with cancer-inducing agent in needle

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