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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 26

    Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career https://trib.al/dlCxqVc pic.twitter.com/TqzMqBDDa8

    4:49 AM - 26 Jan 2018
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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woman who now works from home, still getting sexually harassed in the work place.

        0 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
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      1. Howdy‏ @texasmacguy Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/nIL96zW3O6

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      1. Federico Torrandell‏ @LiCuKi Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you guys are the reason why life is good.

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      1. Robert E. Wright‏ @robertewright Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny headline as usual but not actually true when you think about it as most unemployment insurance is a f(previous work income). Right?

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      2. Jose Villalobos  ❌‏ @AgreeOrUrRacist Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @ricardosaracino

        Maybe she worked equal hours for the first time, but she's still getting more free money from the government. Wokka wokka!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 26
        Replying to @AgreeOrUrRacist @TheOnion @ricardosaracino

        If I remember correctly - at least in Ohio - it’s the companies you worked for 18 months earlier that pay unemployment. The state collected unemployment ins. fees from businesses. It was so little $ I typically went straight to a temp agency instead of collecting.

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      4. Jose Villalobos  ❌‏ @AgreeOrUrRacist Jan 26
        Replying to @birkirstin @TheOnion @ricardosaracino

        https://www.womenshelters.org  https://www.fns.usda.gov/wic/women-infants-and-children-wic … http://singlemothers.us/housing-assistance-for-single-mothers/ … https://www.womenshealth.gov  https://nwlc.org/resources/eitc-and-refundable-child-tax-credit-are-extremely-important-to-womens-economic-security/ … http://grants.com/federal-grants-for-women … https://www.scholarshipsforwomen.net/grants/  http://singlemothers.us/grants-for-single-mothers/ … https://www.bizfilings.com/toolkit/research-topics/business-resources-for-women/information-on-women-owned-business-opportunities-assistance … https://nkilsdonkgervais.wordpress.com/2017/05/04/when-men-pay-taxes-women-become-promiscuous/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Birgit Nazarian‏ @birkirstin Jan 26
        Replying to @AgreeOrUrRacist

        You should definitely move to a country where no women exist. 👍

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      6. Jose Villalobos  ❌‏ @AgreeOrUrRacist Jan 26
        Replying to @birkirstin

        That's childish. But if there was a country of only men, & another country of only women, what would the women have that the men don't? Nothing. But the women would have no buildings, running water or working toilets, cell phone service, the list goes on.https://youtu.be/6AsP0SLc_1I 

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      1. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And she still doesn’t get maternity leave

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      1. Hondo Bronson‏ @HondoBronson Jan 26
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        sounds like someone hasnt heard the newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54 …

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao Jan 26
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        @mchlspada4a @Spadafora1023 @bennyfish19 @davisachristian

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      1. Mindy‏ @MindyPortmann Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If women are not getting equal pay, why wouldn't a business owner just hire women?

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      1. Dad of future Leaf Captain‏ @BrunswickWalter Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. Those are tax dollars for church repairs. Hashtag go Leafs go.

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      2. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area dude enjoys a higher UE check due to higher wages. Still winning!

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      1. wwwww-‏ @zerkarian_ Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @kypfanboy

        Thanks jim bob

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      1. Mothman  🔴 🔴‏ @TheReal_Mothman Jan 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone else remember when The Onion was just an edgy, clever, hilarious, made-up newpaper without constant blatant partisan bias? And it was funny.... Those were the days....pic.twitter.com/Rlti5CGnda

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Jan 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess who also gets equal pay for the same amount of work? People working at or near minimum wage. I'm more concerned for their needs anyhow.

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