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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 25

    Report: 55% Of Nation’s Granite Now Engraved With Names Of Victims https://trib.al/WhhmWCq pic.twitter.com/UnAI1kIyZO

    7:45 PM - 25 Jan 2018
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      1. Quoth the Raven‏ @QTRResearch Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are just brilliant

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      1. Julie Courtwright - Queen of Rats and Crows  🎃 🐁 🐀‏ @Jubbacca Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this just going to be the new version of " No way to prevent this.' Says only nation where this happens regularly"?

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      1. Jared Allen Rankin‏ @braveadultclub Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The hottest must have dream kitchen countertop is memorial granite

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      1. Alice BlueWave‏ @AliceInBanoi Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad, but soon to be true if the NRA has their way

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Jan 25
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        Art.

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      1. NecessaryEvilDan‏ @dlevitt79 Jan 25
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        55% of GOP grey matter consumed by thoughts and prayers

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 25
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        pic.twitter.com/WLJ82oDpYI

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      1. Hugh Hoult‏ @HughHoult Jan 25
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        WHY AREN'T THE LIBERULS TALKING ABOUT OUR EXTREME GRANITE SHORTAGE INSTEAD OF GUN CONTROL?! IT'S THE MUCH MORE PRESSING TOPIC!!

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      1. betsy perkins‏ @betsyp74 Jan 26
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        flags to just be left at half mast from now on

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Jan 26
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        Nothing says we remember you like stone

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      1. Ohhmie  👻 🎃‏ @Omar777i Jan 25
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        The other 45% is used for kitchen countertops in suburban homes.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 25
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        To which politicians pledge that someday we’ll all be immortalized as victims of the system...

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      1. John Nonce‏ @NONCESHOUTER Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NONCE

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      1. GullyFoyle‏ @GullyFoylez Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @compbiobryan

        I believe that's called Dark humor.

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      1. Steve  ⚾️ 🏈 🍺 😎‏ @steveo6924 Jan 25
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        Get em @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/pRyaAa1nic

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      1.  🍏Mady 🗻‏ @JustGimmeCandy Jan 25
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        This tweet is so....ominous....

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      1. David Bodnarchuk‏ @DavidBodnarchuk Jan 25
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        We’re at Peak Granite

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      1. Dad of future Leaf Captain‏ @BrunswickWalter Jan 25
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        I hope no one takes it for itself. Hahaha. Hashtag goodpic.twitter.com/1QtLMAO7QE

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      1. G. BUD Budlong‏ @DaddyBUDsDooRag Jan 25
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        Many are in fact lifetime members of NRA Audit their lifetime membership rolls

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