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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 25

    Campbells Unveils One Big Can-Sized Noodle https://trib.al/9RM1Sd9 pic.twitter.com/YECkgxskfs

    12:37 PM - 25 Jan 2018
    • 1,250 Retweets
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    • Cameron Shea Lan(a) Kenny Norwick Derek Gould Ben Harvey (rabid squirrel) 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕲𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓 Bill Fogg The AngerWhale alayna
    59 replies 1,250 retweets 5,070 likes
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      2. Campbell's‏Verified account @Campbells Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s called innovation. And it’s delish. 🍜

        7 replies 22 retweets 78 likes
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      2. BooOOOlee  👻‏ @jooblee Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm really sad this isn't real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
      3. Pixie Warrior  ⚔️ 🛡️‏ @Pygmywarrior Jan 25
        Replying to @jooblee @TheOnion

        I got unreasonably excited and the saw it was an Onion article. 😭😭😭

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. BooOOOlee  👻‏ @jooblee Jan 25
        Replying to @Pygmywarrior @TheOnion

        Yeah, I really need a giant noodle.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. vote you fuckin fools‏ @VolcanicSands Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Zvtjq7tQBV

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      1. Chris Conte‏ @ChrisConte79 Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take my money

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      2. pleasure kevin‏ @nicemuscles Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @badregrethurts would eat this

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. BodyMassIndex27‏ @badregrethurts Jan 25
        Replying to @nicemuscles @TheOnion

        Depends

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. pleasure kevin‏ @nicemuscles Jan 25
        Replying to @badregrethurts

        elaborate

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. BodyMassIndex27‏ @badregrethurts Jan 25
        Replying to @nicemuscles

        What big needle is in

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. mariofortheloveofgod‏ @SoMarioTho Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would 100% eat this, @CampbellSoupCo.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Isabel‏ @PishuAChto Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually looks amazing.

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      1. Julie Van Winkle‏ @julie_vw Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS JUST IN: @RSub27 sheds tear at his desk realizing that this is a fake article.

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      1. Ken‏ @cusebeach Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s like a bread bowl but a noodle...

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      2. Natalie Raber‏ @friendlyfisting Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @MBMBaM

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Rob "Great Pumpkin Energy" Clifford‏ @Robert_Clifford Jan 25
        Replying to @friendlyfisting @TheOnion and

        Yeah I had thought I heard this before

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  🕯️nina matsumothman 🕯️ 🇯🇵‏Verified account @spacecoyotl Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MSico hey this will carry all the sauce you'll ever need

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Hillary Briss‏ @HillaryBriss Jan 25
        Replying to @Pantera_Guk @TheOnion

        awesome. let's get it going: #BoopTheSoup

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Hillary Briss‏ @HillaryBriss Jan 26
        Replying to @Pantera_Guk @TheOnion

        btw, don't know where/how you found this product image, but i want to say that it elevated #boopthesoup to the highest echelon of Twitter greatness. never before has a picture of a rooster and the word 'cock' been so appropriate.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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