Wait, so theoretically I could put myself into an artificial coma and just wake up in like 3 years?
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Buy Bitcoin and coma.
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You're going to coma from having invested Bitcoin anyway in at most like a year
#Bubble
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god I wish that were me
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Some jokes are NOT funny if you happen to have someone in that situation. I would call it a tasteless Al Franken-style joke.
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I survived my (medically induced) coma; I judge this joke to be moderately funny because I'm OK not having any memory of November 2016 and more than one person has said I'm lucky to have missed it. I don't plan on asking my family what they think, however.
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He doesn't even have to wash his own genitals. So glamourous!
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I would pay to be put into a coma until
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I need to be in a coma, this is unfair
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Diet while in coma, wake up 20 lbs lighter. Genius!
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i thought this was gonna be about the desire to escape from the chaos that is the modern world and not about laziness
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lucky is an understatement
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Comes out in 2020 and asks why the long faces?
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