“Sorry, I drifted off there.” https://trib.al/GeUYpSB pic.twitter.com/jy4XVrkaQR
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This gives me an idea… Can we automate my second coming? I’m obviously not coming, so y’all might want to work on that. #NotComing #JesusLetDown
Oh, I wish a woman had tweeted this.
Sorry. I am frequently disappointing.
I can forgive you, no worries. 
Who doesn't think about that? I go one step further, how to automate everyone around me....including myself.
My ideal final destination is to be fed into the boiler that powers the script that automates me. My life will be complete.
*steps back slowly*
Oh hell...suddenly this doesn't seem like comedy news anymore
This is too real
Me too, Jeff. Me too.
SALAD
If he has a trillion $ can he get his lazy eyelid fixed? Asking for a friend.
The micro chip goes where
Oh Onion. You make me smile. I love you

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