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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 25

    American Girl Recalls 50,000 Dolls With Chainsaws For Hands https://trib.al/TmwySRC pic.twitter.com/oZqELFlJ2w

    8:53 AM - 25 Jan 2018
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      1. Mug " ☠️" Mun‏ @_Mugmun_ Jan 25
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        pic.twitter.com/6RMcNWymSA

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      1. Justin Holt‏ @velander Jan 25
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        @fannytee Hold onto yours. It's a collectible now.

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      1. Kaeli Conforti‏ @KaeliTravels Jan 25
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        pic.twitter.com/0otEbfu2h7

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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Jan 25
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        At least cutting her own hair was a breeze...or horrible nightmare

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      1. katie van brunt‏ @thekatievb Jan 25
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        omg her backstory is so sad! her family had to work as potato farmers to earn enough for those chainsaw hand transplants

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Jan 25
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        They where meant to have pitchforks for hands. I’ve seen this a million times before with Barbie dolls.

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      2.  🎙QBN Editorial Board 🎙‏ @QuickBitsNews Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still have my Mainway INC ‘Bag Of Glass’...pic.twitter.com/1v7N6vt8mB

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      3.  🎙QBN Editorial Board 🎙‏ @QuickBitsNews Jan 25
        Replying to @QuickBitsNews @TheOnion

        Oh, I almost forgot!!!pic.twitter.com/YL48S2Ngvr

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      1. EmptyJay‏ @emptyjay316 Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a grossly underrepresented part of the population and here I thought American Girl finally got it. For shame...

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      1. Jarrett Scott Crnkovich‏ @Jarrett_Parrott Jan 25
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        They were all mine and they were party favors for my birthday guests, please give them back

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      1. Night Gallery Enjoyer‏ @iantrobertson Jan 25
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        The libs strike again

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      1. tyanouzas‏ @tyanouzas Jan 25
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        But can she do this?pic.twitter.com/Dw2DSeWbY7

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      1. Deena Price‏ @OakTree1980 Jan 25
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        You almost had me! Until I finally noticed it was an Onion story!

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 Jan 25
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        Doesn't anybody consider what the oil on the blade will do to her dress?

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      1. Gayle Klein, MD‏ @docwiththedj Jan 25
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        Whoa! I want one!!!

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      1. David‏ @daddy4ny1 Jan 25
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        Differently abled dolls need love too .

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Jan 25
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        holy crap I want this so much, actually...

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      1. 2HYPTCH‏ @2HYPTCH Jan 25
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        Uhhhh where’s #AcevsEvildeadmovie when you need it #DiversityMatters #ParentalDiscretion

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      1. Christian Restifo‏ @restifo Jan 25
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        .@GroovyBruce, Seems perfectly fine to me. How about you?

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