The Onion is the most trusted news source I have.
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I felt like that this morning when my cell phone fell into the "crevice of doom" beside by the seat in the my car. LOL
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Our plumber's nickname was "Crevice of Doom."
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Hey-yooooh
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And did I turn the easy bake oven off?....
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Did I the turn the gas off on my Fisher Price oven?
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Thanks for this entertaining - funny-adorable-aw moment
Now back to my multicolor keyboards /toy computer
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Good morning Josh! Have a great day today!

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He will soon learn to keep a spare set stashed away in baby backpack. Very vital to play dentist with when teething.
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For trying to unlock the secrets of the mind through the right ear canal. Most important; For throwing at the ground when the first two fail
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..oh, crap - did I forget to turn off the Top Quality Replica Stove with grilling and cooking sounds as well...???
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This made my day!
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LOL....I kno that feeling!
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Does that mean he left his parents Home Adobe. I mean Alone. Like that Christmas movie Home Alone. Jennifer used to be scared of the Shovel man. I called crime stoppers on him and made $5000 bucks. Pretended! Hashtag to catch a shoveler. Jig search buzzs' girlfriendpic.twitter.com/dSCdb75mzz
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I feel ya, kid.
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