But The Onion used to be funny. 
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Thank you. I thought it was just me.
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Well, it's Florida, so we like to jerk with young people.
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In Tallahassee, Florida, Crossing Guards are +10 points, x2 For each child combo
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This just inspired me to become a crossing guard.
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Been thru Hudson hundreds of times. Fact check: true.
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