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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    New Healthier Menu Features Food Wendy’s Customers Bring From Home https://trib.al/kvz4oun pic.twitter.com/KNPUEJfe0O

    5:05 PM - 24 Jan 2018
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      2. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's the difference between a "meal" and a "combo"? 🤨

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      3. fearection‏ @ariendica Jan 24
        Replying to @dockers_clutch @TheOnion

        assuming this is a serious question, the meal would just be the main food item, like a sandwich or a burger. whereas the combo would include a side and a drink.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch Jan 24
        Replying to @ariendica @TheOnion

        Wouldn't call it serious, but for curiosity's sake. For me, a meal is something that includes sides, same as a combo, as opposed to something that is a la carte. But more importantly...I am spending a lot more time on this subject than originally planned 😄

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. fearection‏ @ariendica Jan 24
        Replying to @dockers_clutch @TheOnion

        hahaha i agree..but alas, america.

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      1. Cautious Clay‏ @spanks_malone Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You gonna take that @Wendys ?

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      1. Andrew‏ @ABianchi17 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tuesday nights beef ravioli? LMFAOOOO im weak

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      1. Matthew‏ @ApacheOutlaw11 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Wendys with a side of @TheOnion

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      1. Linda Craig‏ @lindacraig Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love that the PB&J is more expensive than the pan-seared trout.

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Wendys you used to be good

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      1. Bug Pizza‏ @Ehrmagerd_77 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People have to PAY for that?? That's crazy.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 24
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        “Call the Secret Service. I just heard Fox News mention that Obama quote. I want him ‘whacked’ now...” “Mr. President, that isn’t our role. We cant..” “I SAID I want it now! Now! NOW! Don’t make me hold my breath again!! Give me the football, I’ll nuke Hawaii instead!”pic.twitter.com/OtDH9kiTKq

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      1. Mega Faggot‏ @somedude2014 Jan 24
        Replying to @Luvssports40 @TheOnion

        It's the onion

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I brought my own medium Diet Coke...

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 24
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        And they’ll even WASH my Tupperware when I’m finished...pic.twitter.com/fLTkATRJcL

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, my lentil salad is tha bomb😂

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      1. Vote 11/6‏ @viserov Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can these be on the $4 deal @Wendys

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