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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/l0TGNyel2w

    4:34 PM - 24 Jan 2018
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      1. AltAtheistTaskForce‏ @mi5t3rFollowers Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s so Raven

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      1. Aleksey o Panda‏ @alekseypanda Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can do it too. Only once tho.

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      2. Tony Thomas‏ @TonyVanMan Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whitney Huston can too.

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's nothing! When I was 6 I threw my baby brother into the pool and he still hasn't come back up! I'm 37 now!

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      2. Sarcastic Kamikaze‏ @bmw35677 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She gets a lot of practice holding her breath when she goes down on guys

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      3. Jace1  💎‏ @iseeyoulying Jan 24
        Replying to @bmw35677 @TheOnion

        cmon dude, do better

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      1. Raj Dash‏ @RSDMad Jan 24
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        That’s nothing. If you’re Hindu... you can stay underwater and come back a whole lifetime later.

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      1. Lee is seeking new presidentation‏ @Rory_Pond Jan 24
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        The question is, does @ravensymone know?

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      1. malice in wonderland‏ @discopilgrim Jan 24
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        breathtaking fact

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      1. Larry Sanders‏ @LarrySandbagger Jan 24
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        Cuz she can see the future, aka she knows exactly when she will faint

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      1. BigMac_and_Fries‏ @BMacnificient Jan 25
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        This Heffa couldn’t even have a vision longer than 5 minutes but now she’s got gills? #HowSway #ThatsSoRavenpic.twitter.com/67ch4AuRl4

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      1. theSTLduck‏ @STLduck3 Jan 24
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        Prove it @ravensymone!

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      1. tim toscano‏ @ttoscano Jan 24
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        Never heard of her, but a lot of people know how to scuba dive.

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      1. Bertrand Koehler‏ @BertChats Jan 24
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        That is so god damn Raven!!!!

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      1. Timbo‏ @jetsidlandersb Jan 24
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        Only once

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      1. Lee Simpson‏ @lsimpson515 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Longer, actually. Believe it or not, sperm whales can hold their breath for up to 90 minutes.

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      1. 🅐🅡🅘‏ @faqsonly Jan 24
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        I don’t know why this is hilarious. 😆

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      1. Ian Svantesson‏ @IanSvantesson Jan 24
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        @Ballew_Moon

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      1. Thebroodingbard‏ @_brewd Jan 24
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        mermaid

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