I thought this was supposed to be comedy and satire, not predictions of the future...
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he's so wacky that the onion is having a hard time making shit up about him.
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"On his last trip he kept demanding the pilot stop for McDonalds. His advisors distracted him with some funny Twitter meme pages, but shortly had to take his iPhone when he was about to retweet a Ugandan Knuckles picture through the emergency broadcast system."
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He was caught attempting to board hiding nuclear set-off buttons inside his case
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it's frackin' true, yo
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President plans a visiting tour to all the best non extradition countries...
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You guys should’ve did an article on how Switzerland is no longer neutral
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...one person's flight is another's opportunity...is keeping him from coming back an option?
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This is entirely too believable.
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Ha ha Onion! That’s funny!
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For a second it made sense.
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They couldn't find anyone willing to strip search him.
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Who would want him?
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Bahahaha
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On the "no fly list"
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Understandable, those switz's are dangerous!
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