Not what the #POTUS meant when he said "I want a new piece of asp to grab"
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He should cuddle with it like Cleopatra did with hers.
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Plot twist: the asp dies poisoned shortly thereafter.
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Hope he makes friends with the White House “Dog”, Mr Gigglespic.twitter.com/gOrybi1amO
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Dammit! Lost AGAIN! I had 'weasel' in the pet pool.
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No snek deserves that.
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Pet salesman “oh yes, very poisonous” Trump “so, if it bites me, i’ll have to get peed on?”
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If someone puts a sign on the aquarium with "danger: do not touch" on it, Pence is guaranteed to try to climb inside.
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Hey look, he's lying his asp off.
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And the reptile even has a tie on cute
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They already have a snake in the family.
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I can think of several.
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Seems fitting. Do they know how to use one?
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I hope it bites him lol
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Apropos.
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Get out Melania, while you still can!
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