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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State Department https://trib.al/gJRUjDf pic.twitter.com/kao5E3oHua

    11:56 AM - 24 Jan 2018
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    • France Politics PLOW The Indeterminator🌹 MysteriousValerie 👻🎃 Grifting Aint Eezy🚮🎃 Mary Norton DaZombinatrixx💀VOTE!🗳 Patrick Ethan Presley Justin Hocking
    33 replies 431 retweets 1,612 likes
      1. Intense Apathy‏ @in10se_apathy Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Russkie Business?

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      1. Tartan Tony‏ @TartanTony71 Jan 24
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        Dear God almighty...that CANNOT be unseen!!!pic.twitter.com/6oAzpPCSbl

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      1. Tim Murphy  🇨🇦‏ @grouchdiver Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think ol' Rex has got you beat Tom! #tomcruise #RexTillerson #RexTom #futurebuddymovieperhapspic.twitter.com/w4eZNp35Dl

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      1.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Jan 24
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        LOL

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      1. Marcelo Estrada‏ @MarceloE68 Jan 24
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        Damn you!!! I’ll never be able to unsee this!

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Jan 24
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        #Priceless Photo

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      1. Jenny Kupperstein‏ @JKupperstein Jan 24
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        I can't unsee this!

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      1. Riva‏ @Mathias_Riva_ Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SanjayCorr Why

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 24
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        🎼 Just put that old geezer on the shelf, 🎼 🎼 I’ll just listen to his groans all by myself... 🎼 🎼 Today’s politics ain’t got no soul.. 🎼 🎼 We’ll just govern based on the Gallup polls!! 🎼

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jan 24
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        “loose fitting pair of briefs” ? LOL not supposed to be loose

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Jan 24
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        Did he also fall on his ass and do the button slide across the floor?

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      1. TomMorgan109‏ @TomMorgan109 Jan 24
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        Is this after DJT announced the 30% tariff on Solar Imports?!

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      1. Asuka Mayer Weiner‏ @TabBarrett Jan 24
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        Is he getting paid while doing this?

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      1. Ibrahim Galla‏ @ibrogalla Jan 24
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        Fake news!!!!

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      1. Richard Lyle A100394‏ @RichHL Jan 24
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        You would too had you the chance.

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      1. Betsy, Vote Blue November 6th To Save America! 🇺🇸‏ @erichards24 Jan 24
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        Holy crap!!! These are the people running our government. Grow up!!

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      1. Nathan Davis‏ @NathanDDavis Jan 24
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        Why do I get the feeling this is the best run state department in history!

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      1. Sara Kosiorek‏ @SaraKosiorek Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again?

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      1. Angel Buttercake‏ @ButterCakeGirl Jan 24
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        gross

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      1. Rob Woodyard‏ @robwoodyard1 Jan 24
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        Photoshopped (somebody changed his black socks to white).

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