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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    Bankrupt Toys ‘R’ Us Forced To Euthanize Thousands Of Hatchimals https://trib.al/i7ji4Ci pic.twitter.com/li57X76z6o

    8:54 AM - 24 Jan 2018
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    33 replies 1,390 retweets 5,465 likes
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      2. Carbon Knights "Halloween Pun" Gaming‏ @CarbonKnights Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @AtariVision

        Hopefully they save some for delicious omelettes!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. AtariVision‏ @AtariVision Jan 24
        Replying to @CarbonKnights @TheOnion

        I eat mine right out of the box.pic.twitter.com/vBzHHX5eeC

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Carbon Knights "Halloween Pun" Gaming‏ @CarbonKnights Jan 24
        Replying to @AtariVision @TheOnion

        Gross! You know they come out of another hatchimal's butt, right?pic.twitter.com/zw7BI8838y

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. AtariVision‏ @AtariVision Jan 24
        Replying to @CarbonKnights @TheOnion

        I was not aware of that.pic.twitter.com/wWqEIJVw4K

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Carbon Knights "Halloween Pun" Gaming‏ @CarbonKnights Jan 24
        Replying to @AtariVision @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/nigzwsoLWE

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. AtariVision‏ @AtariVision Jan 24
        Replying to @CarbonKnights @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/YsiKdJkqtd

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But how will we know who will hatch (besides disappointment)? And will they at least donate them to a local diner? I hear hatchimals and bacon is a fantastic kick-start to your morning.

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      2. N. LaVear Hansen‏ @NLavearH Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Call PETPA (people for the ethical treatment of pretend animals)

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. yike‏ @urlocalhaley Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Fish_Boy1

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      3. Danny Fish‏ @danthecap Jan 24
        Replying to @urlocalhaley @TheOnion

        I TOLD YOU. THEYRE S A T A N

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. James Foster‏ @James_Foster4 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dude, omelets! Come on

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      1. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, the inhumanity of it all🙀🙀🙀

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      1. Skyjumper Mike‏ @MichiganMikeG Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should donate them to a food pantry at least!

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      1. Presidente Muerto Papito Negro  👻‏ @XariusM Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are on fire today lmfao

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      1. The Corinthian‏ @vvCorinthianvv Jan 24
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        Aw no! Hatchimals are so cute when they hatch!pic.twitter.com/UyQdB7wd9q

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      1. FULL THROTTLE AXOLOTL‏ @threesnails Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's fucked

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      1. Ryan Vail‏ @vailstorm Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @VailMeg

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      1. bookwormsteve‏ @bookwormsteve1 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn yu trump

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      1. CheapGeek‏ @Cheap__Geek Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad 😞

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