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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    NASA Issues Formal Apology For 1969 Genocide Of Moon Natives https://trib.al/xBkK4xT pic.twitter.com/OgBC0Bxaz9

    8:23 AM - 24 Jan 2018
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    75 replies 793 retweets 3,129 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

        “The time has come to recognize NASA’s detestable role in the massacre of the moon’s original inhabitants.” https://trib.al/g6s3JTa pic.twitter.com/9ZQkeT7kxO

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      2. Warren Gardner‏ @wgroch Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tDSsWOdgBE

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      2. Greg Yashewski‏ @gregyashewski Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Flat mooners just wouldn't conform.

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
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      1. 1337us Kasady, Herald of the Deep State‏ @Ryn0ceros Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't tell if Onion or InfoWars

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      1.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl Jan 24
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        Are.... are you guys okay? I mean, the last three articles across my feed are are body-piles on the moon, your dad slowly died in agony, and a woman trapped in a career of stripping who has no hope for escape but death. Is everything alright?

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      1. Brando‏ @MilleBrando Jan 24
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        That looks like an early rejection for cover art on "Houses of the Holy"pic.twitter.com/IdcK4ViJZw

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      1. toddenfreude®‏ @toddx Jan 24
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      1. mattjf22‏ @mattjf22 Jan 24
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        The mooninites!pic.twitter.com/E90XIJYttt

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      1. Karl Safchick (me)‏ @KarlSafchick Jan 24
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        RIP

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      2. Dennis Croskey‏ @dkxkee Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We moved them to reservations on the dark side.

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      1. Dan Maxwell‏ @DanMax888 Jan 24
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        It’s ok, the remaining ones are running casinos and things are looking up

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      1. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo Jan 24
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        @NASA Moon natives?pic.twitter.com/mWeRsEPWQZ

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      1. Dwayne Kroohs‏ @DwayneKroohs Jan 24
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        @TheRealBuzz How could you, Buzz Aldrin?

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      2. Lyly‏ @Lydia24997950 Jan 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guo asta echo descubren nuestro planeta .a puesto que no saben real mente donde viven eso seres .porq lo buscan en el espacio si echo no viven ay

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Guille‏ @ImLordGuille Feb 1
        Replying to @Lydia24997950 @TheOnion

        http://rae.es 

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      2. Mashka‏ @yamafhka Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't this a little too close to the real genocide of North America's First People to be funny/satire?

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