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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    Adjunct Professor Hoping Some Student Leaves Behind Warm Pair Of Gloves Today https://trib.al/UY3guVS pic.twitter.com/JjJwo7mDNW

    7:17 AM - 24 Jan 2018
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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Update: student doesn't leave gloves, but did forget MetroCard. So professor doesn't have to walk home tonight.

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      2. Ed Only‏ @edmark2 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is he being paid so little that he can't buy nice warm gloves. let me know how to get to him and I will send him some nice warm gloves, OK! No Teacher should be in this position of not being able to afford gloves or anything else they need. Ed

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      3. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jan 24
        Replying to @edmark2 @TheOnion

        FYI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion 

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      1. Dougie Howser MD‏ @PrestiSummer Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lack of gloves almost certainly means prof sleeps under classroom desk tonight

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      2. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should get a real job.

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      3. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jan 24
        Replying to @Atheodosus @TheOnion

        Consider that he isn't real that would be quite a feat.

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      4. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jan 24
        Replying to @MagicalHamShake @TheOnion

        Real adjunct profs are not quite real either.😛

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      1. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jan 24
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        pic.twitter.com/TTWYksCilV

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      1. Michael J. Motta‏ @mjmottajr Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brutal

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you make me sad.

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      1. Brian W.‏ @JPD_BWise Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @smalllights

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      1. MGinATL‏ @MGinATL1 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only they’d gone to better school they could have gotten a tenure track job.

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      1. christine brophy‏ @broph4 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but true

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      1. Yash K‏ @YashKVerm Jan 24
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        ;

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hoping one of his genius students give him something to secure his retirement (which looks hopeless) such as a bitcoin

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      1. EatingBear‏ @bear_eating Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep

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      1. Antti Nannimus‏ @antti_nannimus Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the glove don't fit, he gonna have a snit.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 24
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        Last week I found a sweet set of boxers!! I hope to have a full set of clothes by the end of semester!!!pic.twitter.com/FxywB2wWLs

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      1. Mark Bruker‏ @markbruker Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even though this is fake, it's so true.

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