I want to live in the parallel universe where @TheOnion reports real life news.
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Can we all get “executive time”?
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Here's your answer,
@Nifer -
Bringing my pillow in today
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George Costanza had it figured out years ago...pic.twitter.com/DTXX7XfY8u
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couple that with 1 hour for lunch and 1 hour of catching up on social media - your work day is full ;-)
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This is the first real news I’ve seen since I was Ambassador to Denmark from 1998-2001.
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@DebbieSimja Y babe tambien -
Jajajajja me encanta este estudio!!
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This is glorious
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@robbypreally this speaks to youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol! Report employers who don't let you have your 6 hours!
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change this to millennials and nobody would question it.
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Once upon a time I had a co-worker guilty of this. I happened upon his naps more than once. He did not sleep in his own cubicle, but found quiet places in the office. (True story)
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