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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 24

    Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Ever https://trib.al/LZqhyBd pic.twitter.com/106An5hKNR

    5:39 AM - 24 Jan 2018
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      2.  🐝『 🐞GioGio 🐞』 🐝‏ @8_Zaregoto_8 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This just came in time for Dragon Ball FighterZ With this now i can beat Arcade mode on hard in Dragon Ball FighterZ

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🐝『 🐞GioGio 🐞』 🐝‏ @8_Zaregoto_8 Jan 24
        Replying to @8_Zaregoto_8 @TheOnion

        @MasakoX I found a hyperbolic time chamber

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. CombinatoryPlay‏ @CombinatoryPlay Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Twitter is a hyperbolic chamber

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      2. Joshua Wahhab‏ @All_Black21 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think I can beat cell now

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      1. Rick Baldwin  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @rick_rcb863 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Story left me breathless ! I think I need some high pressure oxygen therapy!

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like a hyperbole it comes back around. Truly new to those who could not afford one until now. Great for the bends, high altitude race doping

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 24
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        Not too sure about that.... Patient Zero started out like this, and ended like that.... Hmmm... Maybe a few warning labels might be in order! Yah, yah, that should do!pic.twitter.com/tVbCyA1nt9

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      1. Brian Ross‏ @theclevertwit Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought that was #Trump!

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      1. Chief O’Brien‏ @BlakeSiefken Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Believe me.

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      1. That Spooky Mudkip‏ @brai_1993 Jan 24
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        pic.twitter.com/bqWi4WETxq

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Jan 24
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        SOLAR FREAKING CHAMBERS

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Jan 24
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        Now that's funny!..

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      1. PWecks‏ @pwecks Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @CBCStephenQuinn

        Um no, the greatest invention ever is clearly TiVo, as President Trump has alluded to.

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      1. Owen Comstock‏ @comstockery Jan 24
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        It's been a while since I worked at @SandiaLabs. Blarf.

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      1. DataEntry‏ @Rimon82705555 Jan 24
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        Hello sir, Are you looking for DataEntry worker? Please visit my site :http://goo.gl/hXZy1m 

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Jan 24
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        for potus #BuenMiercoles 🐳

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      1. Spookeith‏ @ka_sa_bnk Jan 24
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        I already pre-ordered it. So cool!

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