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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 23

    Ways To Ensure A Peaceful Sleep For Your Babypic.twitter.com/NaNbwhr9ew

    7:55 PM - 23 Jan 2018
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      2. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KattSpooky @klinger2069

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      3. Jason Klingensmith‏ @klinger2069 Jan 23
        Replying to @WendyMichele48 @TheOnion @KattSpooky

        😂😂

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      4. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 Jan 23
        Replying to @klinger2069 @TheOnion @KattSpooky

        He needs lots of toys in the crib apparently. 😂

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      1. Nick Diberardino‏ @Debers16 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jafu12 couple tips here

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      1. Jerry‏ @hanlon69 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is getting too good for Twitter & me.

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      2. Stephanie Valle‏ @StephanieValle7 Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I usually laugh at your work -- but maybe you can refrain from joking about child abuse. Maybe this story is still too fresh in my mind:http://www.kvia.com/crime/infant-allegedly-shaken-violently-by-parents-dies-charges-upgraded/689391701 …

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      2. Tyrell Mills‏ @tyrellmmm Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is helpful @georgiramsey

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      3. Georgina Ramsey  ❄️‏ @georgiramsey Jan 23
        Replying to @tyrellmmm @TheOnion

        You joke now, but if you think Izzy is going to be a perfect sleeper for her whole childhood boy are you in for a surprise!

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      4. Tyrell Mills‏ @tyrellmmm Jan 23
        Replying to @georgiramsey @TheOnion

        I’m happy to remain naively optimistic

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      1. JLJ‏ @startouttrading Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nightcap helps ease nerves, dad can have one as well.

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      1. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory Jan 23
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        How to ensure a peaceful nap for your baby: Tie a plastic bag around your baby's head 2 hours before nap time. After 2 hours simply remove said plastic bag and place the baby in its' crib. Your baby will be the quietest on the block. You're Welcome.

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      1. Imnot Here  🚫‏ @churroknomylife Jan 23
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        Damnnnn so Benadryl is not the way to go huh?... gotta go return some stuff to the pharmacy

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 23
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        Get some vicious attack dogs. The FEAR will make the baby pass out sooner or later. #parentingtipspic.twitter.com/tnGVJMIC3u

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jan 23
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        Sleep and babies....how naive.

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      1. grandpa ken  🇨🇦‏ @saskman100 Jan 23
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        This was cute and funny, but really bad advicepic.twitter.com/VxVtIU7vQm

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      1. Julie‏ @alpinegoodtime Jan 23
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        Ways to ensure a peaceful night’s sleep. #CFBCpic.twitter.com/0bXrNApcr2

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 23
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        A little of this, and he sleeps right through the night...pic.twitter.com/VHb7w0tdKo

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