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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 23

    Stripper Putting Herself Through Life https://trib.al/uk89Pl1 pic.twitter.com/dRyn6F2IAQ

    7:22 PM - 23 Jan 2018
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    26 replies 149 retweets 1,102 likes
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      2. E Park‏ @EricLPark Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most depressing Onion article ever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl Jan 23
        Replying to @EricLPark @TheOnion

        Or since this morning https://local.theonion.com/your-father-died-peacefully-in-his-sleep-assures-hos-1822331290/amp?__twitter_impression=true …

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. E Park‏ @EricLPark Jan 23
        Replying to @Pxtl @TheOnion

        Dear Lord!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl Jan 23
        Replying to @EricLPark @TheOnion

        I know, right? The Onion got *dark*.pic.twitter.com/4L8Mo2EvLS

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. The Dubya‏ @dwellman21 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...I thought you guys were supposed to be funny ._.pic.twitter.com/m2edKWvTBR

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      1. Stephen Albanese‏ @StephenAlbanese Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All-timer....

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      1. #WWG1WGA/Dark2Light ☀️ ☀️ ☀️‏ @TinaGranger8 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or working her way thru college

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      1. Okwii Innocent‏ @InnocentOkwii Jan 25
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        Will u marry me

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Jan 24
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        somebody's gotta do it

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      1. katrina‏ @hornylickykat Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        real sad story

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      1. Ali‏ @Ali40600618 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hi

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      1. Nathan Lambert‏ @evilpenis Jan 23
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        That's not a stripper! She still has life behind those eyes.

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Jan 23
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        This is a lie. I know her. She told me she was working to pay her way through medical school to become a brain surgeon.

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      1. Greg Goodwill‏ @ggoodwill Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus h fucking Christ. That is just devastatingly hilarious 😆

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      1. Sly Lortie‏ @Sly_Lortie Jan 23
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        How do you really feel Onion? Need a hug/lap dance?

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      1. P. A. Angritt‏ @PAAngritt Jan 23
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        Every nurse I've ever met outside of a hospital has had ginormous tits, while all the others have had terrifically normal sized and wonderfully pleasant ones. The ginormous ones are terrifically wonderful too. I feel sort of medicated now.

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      1. Spook my Switch daddy‏ @GoblinWrangler Jan 23
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        Too real, I'm going to go cry for a bit I think.

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