Most depressing Onion article ever.
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Dear Lord!
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...I thought you guys were supposed to be funny ._.pic.twitter.com/m2edKWvTBR
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All-timer....
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Or working her way thru college
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Will u marry me
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somebody's gotta do it
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real sad story
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That's not a stripper! She still has life behind those eyes.
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This is a lie. I know her. She told me she was working to pay her way through medical school to become a brain surgeon.
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Jesus h fucking Christ. That is just devastatingly hilarious
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How do you really feel Onion? Need a hug/lap dance?
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Every nurse I've ever met outside of a hospital has had ginormous tits, while all the others have had terrifically normal sized and wonderfully pleasant ones. The ginormous ones are terrifically wonderful too. I feel sort of medicated now.
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Too real, I'm going to go cry for a bit I think.
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