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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 23

    Study: More Children Growing Up In Single-Parrot Households https://trib.al/RZkQZyq pic.twitter.com/iQsPUcbHSF

    6:15 PM - 23 Jan 2018
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    • Birger E Invalid Nonce ❄Allison's Wonderland 🦒🌊🌍🌊🏖🌊🐯🌊🐘 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉 Elliot Diana LaFleur jake 🎃👻 BPod LiL~BoBiNo
    47 replies 774 retweets 3,315 likes
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      2. El Wapo #IAmTheNRA‏ @ProgDisorder Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You wanna make a dumb, bird-based pun?? Well toucan play at that game.

        1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Todd Brecount‏ @thebeardedfool Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad. I believe Toucan usually do better. But, some might say I'm Cuckoo.

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I was a kid I wanted two parrots, so I contacted the macaw wish foundation.

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. mlem‏ @regulardoge Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America is falling apart

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Polly wants child support.

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      1. dakatcha‏ @dakatcha Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One Parrott, two parrots, the idea is to live life and have no egrets.

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      1. شامخ‏ @mishkalji Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        families are falling aparrot

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      1. Zak‏ @zaksand01010010 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As if I could afford a single parrot household. Try a single pigeon household.

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s ok, actually, because they wind up parroting one another.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jan 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Does no one get this joke? Really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. General Manager‏ @firstvalue3000 Jan 24
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Tough night at open mike, lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Randy Hayes‏ @jrandyhayes Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lot of people say there's no difference, but the difference is readily aparrot.

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      1. Silky Bronson‏ @BronsonHighway Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SincerelyBased cockatoo, but you know lmao

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      1. Curt LaFond‏ @CurtLaFond Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks, Obama.

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      1. Dan Wheatley‏ @DanWheatley4 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A current big concren of the Avian Right Wing..

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      1. Oaf Spotter‏ @theoafuloffice Jan 23
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        pic.twitter.com/foN1hAbTFf

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      1.  🎩 Derik Duley  🐊‏ @Festerduley Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @jasondingr

        The tragedy!

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