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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 23

    Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren Assure Dreamers They’ll Never Stop Fighting For The 2020 Nomination https://trib.al/974F7gD pic.twitter.com/iZamQEaXop

    12:26 PM - 23 Jan 2018
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    • Ilsa D. 🙌🏻 📣 Stephen Henstock The Indeterminator🌹 JVintage1970 Donna Fasa David, Ph.D. Martin (((Screenstarr))) Professor Emeritus Don Wayne
    150 replies 1,721 retweets 5,086 likes
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      2. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a satire site

        3 replies 3 retweets 100 likes
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      2. Chic Savage‏ @chic_savage Jan 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There they are: the Three (3) Leftist Stooges, who Believe they have a Chance, to Wrest the White House, from #POTUS Individually, or, Together they don't Possess One Particle, of the President's Brilliance. He, will Obliterate them. Laughable, their Party's Commitment to Losers.pic.twitter.com/9MK4C3vIaz

        BlueReaganite, Harriet Nix, Aungie xyz and 4 others
        1. BlueReaganite @ThinBlueLR

        2. Harriet Nix @HarrietNix

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        4.  ❌GuysForTrump ❌ @GaysForTrumpFL

        5. Chuck Woolery @chuckwoolery

        6. Steph @steph93065

        7. Dan Bongino @dbongino

        2 replies 2 retweets 6 likes
      3. Native Pride  😎  🌴 🌞‏ @EricJoh37288055 Jan 25
        Replying to @chic_savage @TheOnion and

        Native Pride  😎  🌴 🌞 Retweeted Bubba Banjo

        DNC Does Not Count Check out @BubbaBanjo’s Tweet:https://twitter.com/BubbaBanjo/status/955921593708044294?s=09 …

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        Bubba Banjo @BubbaBanjo
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        In Mexico? pic.twitter.com/3V54EbU8Hf
        0 replies 3 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Cusco‏ @Cuscolinks Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂🤣Crazy how the two party system has turned out. One represents the American people, and the other represents illegal non-citizens.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. 10 yrs to make climate change livable... & ghosts?‏ @usarsnl Jan 23
        Replying to @Cuscolinks @TheOnion

        Lol no, they both represent the ruling class

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Dan can...not.‏ @RegrettedYes Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8bFouwrcnC

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      2. The Blue Knight‏ @DoctorKOH Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @FedSocLawProf

        Oh look! It’s Mope, Dope and No Hope.

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. Rosered‏ @KysMomom Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DACA runs out in March, let it run out, #NoDaca #NoChainMigration #NoVisaLottery #EVerify

        1 reply 6 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Jesse‏ @jesseblue89 Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well actually Elizabeth Warren has declined to run FYI:http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/02/warren-announces-she-wont-run-in-2020/ …

        4 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Huckleberry Zeigler‏ @Atroarturo Jan 23
        Replying to @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        She knows jumping in with Clinton and the Democrats killed any chance of her winning Progressives.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. Jesse‏ @jesseblue89 Jan 23
        Replying to @Atroarturo @TheOnion

        Can someone tell Cory Booker voting against that importing drugs from Canada bill kills his chances of winning?

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      5. Huckleberry Zeigler‏ @Atroarturo Jan 23
        Replying to @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        Progressives will be the most impactful electorate in 2020. He's already lost.

        4 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Vynestra‏ @Vynestra Jan 23
        Replying to @Atroarturo @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        Plus - to see trump lose to a black woman? I’d love that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Huckleberry Zeigler‏ @Atroarturo Jan 23
        Replying to @Vynestra @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        Which black woman?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Vynestra‏ @Vynestra Jan 23
        Replying to @Atroarturo @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        Kamala Harris?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Huckleberry Zeigler‏ @Atroarturo Jan 23
        Replying to @Vynestra @jesseblue89 @TheOnion

        She's got the right voting record, albeit heavy with votes on appointments. But then again, the GOP doesn't really give her or any other opposition congressperson the opportunity to vote on anything substantive besides their self-serving agenda. But I gotta say her campaign 1/2

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. rocksonthewall‏ @rocksonthewall Jan 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems Democrats will go to extremes to undermine the voting populace. Automatic voter registration in CA for illegal aliens with drivers license and prosecution for company executives who abide by the rule of law and enforce immigration policy. #Vote2018

        1 reply 3 retweets 5 likes
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      4. rocksonthewall‏ @rocksonthewall Jan 26
        Replying to @eafrederick521 @TheOnion

        The same for Obama, Hillary and the rest as well.

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